<p>Honestly liist . . .
I understand most of that stuff, but the melon is what really threw me off.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know.
I just really want to be a lawyer jkjk</p>
<p>That was before I got laid for the first time, but I still laugh when I think of those days.</p>
<p>A melon and a pie? LOL @ Liist.</p>
<p>Watched too much American pie…</p>
<p>And I was only 13 at that time.</p>
<p>98% of people masturbate
1.99% lie about it
.01% are mormons</p>
<p>.01% of people cant spell masturbate</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>I’m not lying and I’m not a mormon.</p>
<p>When I’m mad or upset, I take it out on my loved ones. Then I apologize and cry and everything is okay again. I guess that’s not a very good system… but hey, it’s effective. </p>
<p>When I’m feeling depressed, I sleep. 
I feel better when I wake up.</p>
<p>@Sara
RRRRRRRRRRriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt</p>
<p>You and approximately 129 million others.</p>
<p>@Assasinator
YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG!!! I despise the H.
Anyways . . .
I swear I’ve never. But I promise you’ll be the first to know if I do.</p>
<p>i just did. =]</p>
<p>you should.</p>
<p>@Sarah
I can’t wait. </p>
<p>Ps sorry about the misspelling.</p>
<p>That is great.
No thanks, I think I’ll pass.</p>
<p>@Assasinator
I can.</p>
<p>You misspelled it again, but that is ok. A lot of people do.</p>
<p>My middle name is Sara without an ‘h’. It’s so much better that way. :]</p>
<p>I know. It makes life so much easier. lol :)</p>
<p>So Sarah, are you depressed/angry? </p>
<p>If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!</p>
<p>@AOM
Please people spell my name right.
I’d rather not clap my hands.</p>
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