What does it Really Take to get Admitted to Harvard

<p>Am I the only one without a date tomorrow? I am going out with four sexy girls tomorrow, but they're committed straights. </p>

<p>Guitar, be so happy I decided to keep this PG.</p>

<p>Oh, GuitarMan, if you wish to use the Siemens line, be sure she knows what it is first. You don't want to sound more forward than you intended.</p>

<p>Or do you?</p>

<p>Corranged--Can I come?? :D</p>

<p>Duality--You can't go to my school and not have been inundated with news about me and Siemens. Trust me :p</p>

<p>Yeah, Duality, you gotta keep an eye on this thread. Every time I leave I come back to find a conversation about me! lol</p>

<p>Meh I never care. I never visualize all the disgusting things I say, so they don't affect me. :D</p>

<p>Oh so this is why I don't have much luck with the ladies...</p>

<p>Higher academic status is needed...</p>

<p>Obviously. It's Siemens or bust with the ladies, really.</p>

<p>I think this is going to be a no boys event, Guitar. The four boys who usually tag along are not being invited, I believe. PorSK is, of course, always welcome to join. </p>

<p>Do you go to public school, Guitar?</p>

<p>Yes, I do.</p>

<p>In my school, if I got to Siemens, nobody would have any clue until the announcements. "Congratulations to PorSK for coming in second place in... um... some national contest thingie." And then the 3 freshmen who were actually listening to the announcements (haha dweebs) could find out and spread the rumor to everyone else. And everyone would keep going up to me being like, "I heard you lost in some competition."</p>

<p>So the four ladies with whom you are going took special care not to invite the usual boys?</p>

<p>Maybe they are planning to surprise you, corranged.</p>

<p>OK, should I be ecstatic or insulted that I just got invited to a girls' night out?</p>

<p>God, let's not even go there. haha </p>

<p>But, no, we have all girls' nights a lot. Or, when the boys are invited, we split and have a sleepover afterwards. :)</p>

<p>PorSK, be happy! You get to be with all my awesome friends. And, you know, work your magic. ;) No, though, they'remy friends; that's too creepy for me. lol</p>

<p>Can I come to the sleepover please?</p>

<p>Uh huh a "sleepover". That's when all the fun starts, huh?</p>

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<p>That's right, I'm talking about Trivial Pursuit!</p>

<p>No, you may not.</p>

<p>But how can you do an even split if you have 4 boys and 5 girls? Do you mean to tell me one of the groups has 2 girls and one boy?</p>

<p>OK. I need to do some math homework. 'Night, guys.</p>

<p>No no, by split she's referring to asexual reproduction.</p>

<p>Oh, so they become 8 boys and 10 girls?</p>