<p>nevermind, got all the advice I need. see below</p>
<p>“At night, sometimes I break into your bedroom and watch you sleep.”
cue glittering.</p>
<p>I’ve heard that some girls are into this.</p>
<p>^this.
bonus points if you act awkward and occasionally twitch, especially if you’re skilled at intensely gazing at people.</p>
<p>Honestly, don’t talk to them. If you are on your game, and are ok raving out to yourself, girls will be attracted to ****** bag confidence. They’ll ask you to dance, or, if you see a girl you want, you can just touch her waist and start grinding on her, hook up with her if she’s loose.</p>
<p>I don’t dance with randos.</p>
<p>“if you see a girl you want, you can just touch her waist and start grinding on her”</p>
<p>No, actually you can’t. Though some girls don’t mind, it is a mistake to assume such rude behavior is universally condoned.</p>
<p>Yep. So just go up and be like “ay bay bay” and if they respond favorably, then start dry-humping.</p>
<p>Twisted, I think it’s obvious that poster was being facetious/ not serious.</p>
<p>I for one enjoy dancing with randoms (randos?).</p>
<p>What do you talk about? The same things/ way you talk to your friends or previous girlfriends/ boyfriends - whatever the hell you want or what feels natural.</p>
<p>But after the low pressure banter, I usually go into my “blue steel” stare and go completely silent - really dialing up the sexual tension thermometer to nuclear sexplosion levels. At this point I usually slap her bum and say “I’ve got a job for you - back at my place.” I wink and bask in the subtlety of my wit. At this point they usually play hard to get.</p>
<p>Given how many arguments we’ve had about the issue I can never tell anymore.</p>