What fine garments shall adorn the well dressed freshman lady this fall?

<p>Besides the obvious petticoat-dress-top hat ensemble, what articles of clothing will help the young college woman charm suitors and turn on her swag?</p>

<p>long white gloves. preferably satin. oh and a large straw sunhat to avoid facial sunburns</p>

<p>Obviously, to charm her suitors, she should wear nothing. But to preserve lady like-unicorn-regalia, and leave a little to the imagination, she should grow her hair to cover her…frontal areas.</p>

<p>I’m not a girl, but y’all should totally wear pikachu pyjamas.</p>

<p>Doesn’t matter what you wear if you’re wielding a disco stick.</p>

<p>Don’t forget to keep your ankles covered ladies. </p>

<p>You don’t want to be mistaken for a slut.</p>

<p>Wear what you’re comfortable with. You don’t want to send the wrong signals. Keep it classy. I’m lazy and if I’m going to a friends party I tyicalky just throw on jeans and a tshirt, sweats if I’m super lazy. If I’m going to a party where I don’t know most people, I go with a summer dress, a dress, cardigan, something respectable. If I’m going to the bars, I look nice. Make your own style.</p>

<p>The ultimate man magnet? Wear a [bacon</a> scarf](<a href=“Geekologie”>Geekologie).</p>

<p>What are you on the 10 point scale? The higher your number the sexier the clothing you can wear in theory.</p>

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<p>Just wear leggings as pants and you’re covered.</p>