<p>I made this list at the end of my freshman year of college (so, back in 2004… whew, I’m old…) Perhaps it will be helpful to someone. </p>
<p>Things Ive learned in college</p>
<li> If you mix liquor with diet soda or sugar-free juice, youre less likely to get sick. Drinking beer only is best of all because it’s mostly water. DRINK WATER before you go to bed. At least a full glass.</li>
<li> Dont look at the sodium content of Ramen noodles. There are some things youre better off not knowing. Ditto for Kraft mac and cheese.</li>
<li> Dont attempt to drive to class if you only live 3 blocks from campus. Any parking spot you find will probably be further away than where you started from. </li>
<li> If you have dine-in dollars, dont spend them all in your first semester on 10-dollar meals from Jester City Limits. Eat in the cafeterias, or youll have no money left by March. </li>
<li> Bevo Bucks are the biggest scam ever. Dont forget that they are real money. </li>
<li> Wal-Mart is cheaper than HEB, but HEB is closer to campus and has better produce. </li>
<li> Parking in downtown Austin may seem expensive, but 5 to 10 dollars is nothing compared to other big cities. Be grateful. Or take the 1 bus. It goes straight down Guadalupe, is free, and takes about 15 minutes. Do not fear public transportation.</li>
<li> If you put a knocker on your dorm room door, everyone who walks by will knock, even if they dont want to come in. </li>
<li> If you are walking and see a bike coming toward you, dont try to move out of the way. They will steer around you. </li>
<li>Even if the libraries are open, the circulation desk may not be, so make sure you can check out book when you need to. </li>
<li>Never take the elevator up or down one floor. </li>
<li>If you must get a job, get a job working on campus. Its a short commute, and working for a public institution means no taxes get taken out of your paycheck. </li>
<li>Gas in East Austin is usually at least a few cents cheaper per gallon than the stations right near campus. </li>
<li>Dont store clear liquor in unmarked water bottles in your fridge. A tragic mix-up is bound to occur one hung-over morning. </li>
<li>If something in the Daily Texan ****es you off, instead of just fuming about it, write a Firing Line and let your voice be heard. </li>
<li>E-mail your professors. Its less scary and time-consuming than going into office hours, but it still gives the impression that you care. Plus, when it comes time to assign final grades, theyll have your name right there in writing to remind them who sent them that insightful comment or question. </li>
<li>Dont sit in the back of huge lecture halls, particularly Burdine 106. Sure, its easier to sleep, but youre going to hear or learn anything. </li>
<li>Austin has an incredibly diverse restaurant selection. Dont get caught in the rut of going to Jack in the Box and Taco Cabana for every meal; take advantage of what the city has to offer.</li>
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