What if CC was a college?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>and all the members went to it...</p>

<p>imagine the competitiveness...could you be a top student?</p>

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<p>i could maybe be top in my major…</p>

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<p>^underwater basketweaving?</p>

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<p>I would be recruited for skindiving.</p>

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<p>double major in photography and skindiving. a minor in glassblowing (if i go to risd i might actually consider a minor in glassblowing…if you can minor in it)</p>

<p>id probs also be top at underwater basket weaving, since i can weave baskets and love being underwater</p>

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<p>Or since we, the residents of this board, are not entirely familiar with college life, the better question to ask would be, "<a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/594150-if-hsl-were-real-high-school-how-would-look.html[/url]“&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/594150-if-hsl-were-real-high-school-how-would-look.html&lt;/a&gt;” ;D</p>

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<p>Maybe I’m morbid, but I bet the suicide rate would be ridiculous.</p>

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<p>I’d volunteer at the cafeteria and put poison in the food. Once everyone dies, I’ll be top student and transfer to Harvard.</p>

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<p>^ Lmao.</p>

<p>That is so funny, and yet so horrible.</p>

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<p>I’d drop out. Too much emphasis on competing, not enough on living life :).</p>

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<p>There would be no parties and it would have the least happy students in the country. The social life would consist of planning how best to get into grad/law school.</p>

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<p>There would be a dramatic decrease in asian population in all colleges around the country.</p>

<p>Starcraft every nite at 10 with all the asians on CC w00t</p>

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<p>blond population = 0</p>

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<p>it’d be open-admission
but take a ridiculous amount of time and dedication to actually succeed</p>

<p>grades would be based on post count, you see.</p>

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<p>Haha, post count.</p>

<p>I wonder what grade I would get.</p>

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<p>It would be the ****</p>

<p>I’d apply ED :)</p>

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<p>If CC was a college, what would HSL be?</p>

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<p>I’d be expelled.</p>

<p>It’s already happened once.</p>

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<p>If CC were a college, then the mods would have to be professors and administrators, which means:
No discussing sex, drugs, alcohol, writing links to other websites on your forehead with a Sharpie, you may not talk about rival schools, curse, get into a heated debate about any topic, and when a professor catches you out of line and slaps you in the rear with a metal ruler, you musn’t discuss it with your fellow classmates.</p>

<p>Hence, it would be a lame college.</p>

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<p>if it were all of cc, i think it would be full of a bunch of anxious, barely able to function, constantly freaked out students, and everyone would have to be on prescription drugs just to be normal.</p>

<p>if it were just hsl, it would be a fun college since most people here are friendly and cool.</p>