<p>John Locke. Exact spelling and everything.
But he's dumb as a bag of bricks. The only thing he has going for him is his looks. Which is quite backwards if you ask me.</p>
<p>Bob Dole. </p>
<p>Maybe Bob Dole should run. Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should. Actually, Bob Dole just wants to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. Bob Dole!</p>
<p>Moonunit. I LOVE that name!</p>
<p>CT, Bob Dole.</p>
<p>Ryan is the coolest name ever. The end.</p>
<p>Vincent Valentine</p>
<p>Teddy Waterman</p>
<p>Gabriel Litins <em>Pronounced Lie- tins</em></p>
<p>Cephas Peters <em>Cephas is another name for Peter which make this name awesome</em></p>
<p>Happy Shingles</p>
<p>I love these names</p>
<p>I have a friend named Moronica.
It's almost cool, since the "moron" doesn't totally detract from the pronounciation of the name, which slides off the tongue nicely.</p>
<p>Annabelle lee rottonmouth ( no joke)
but her frist names are cool!
she does have a rooton mouth though...</p>
<p>My mom knows someone named Twinkle.</p>
<p>I think Arlen Specter and Spiro Agnew are awesome names, though both of politicians I have no fondness for. </p>
<p>There's a newscaster woman on some channel whose name was Soledad O'Brien or something like that, which I thought was cool. Soledad's one of my favorite names...</p>
<p>Seacrest. Seacrest.</p>
<p>Gaylord Focker</p>
<p>I've met Arlen Specter. His granddaughter went to my school.</p>
<p>Luscious Pusey a Linebacker for Eastern Illinois--classic.
Scientific Mapp
Majestic Mapp
I-Perfection Harris</p>
<p>We have a Ho Lam in my grade as well as a Ju Wang.
I had a camp counselor named Andrew Jack Himoff. Ouch.</p>
<p>At any family reunion, my dad tells the story of his old college professor who was named - get this - Harry Person.</p>
<p>Streeter Seidell (a contributor on CollegeHumor) and I know a guy named Filmore Carr.</p>
<p>John Smith :)</p>
<p>Aleksi Corlett</p>
<p>I once knew a Forrest Marshall.</p>
<p>These are great.....I've been sitting here for 10 min. reading 'em and laughing so hard my head is hurtin'!!!!</p>
<p>Zebulon Pike.</p>
<p>I rest my case.</p>
<p>Maxim Afinogenov. . . fastest player on the Buffalo Sabres (we'll get the cup next year!).</p>
<p>Just dripping with speed and Eastern European-ness</p>
<p>Dexter....</p>