<p>The worst part about Illinois is the Bros. Too many drunken frat boys and sorority girls dancing at Stayshhhhh in what looks and smells like a primal mating ritual. If you’re cool with chauvinism, anti-intellectualism, and conformity then Champaign is the place for you. Otherwise, take a step east of Wright St. into a little granola town called Urbana and you will be much happier.</p>