<p>What's it say?
Mine is a countdown to my birthday. :)</p>
<p>“happy 4th!”</p>
<p>more than one meaning 
one of my role models bday is today~</p>
<p>“sometimes the clothes at gap kids are just too flashy so i have to go to the american doll store and purchase clothing for large colonial dolls.”</p>
<p>" Looks like it’s time for the hot dog eating contest. AMURKAH. F**K YEAH."</p>
<p>“Happy 4th of July, America. Birthdays are nice.”</p>
<p>I dont have a facebook, so no status.
But I have to say that I lol’ed so hard at nne718’s status…</p>
<p>futurexecutive- nice reference to “The Office,” love it. I might go change mine to that now :)</p>
<p>“just realized it’s independence day…”</p>
<p>my previous one was funny though:
“Some people rake the leaves, and others blow them. I prefer a flamethrower- it’s fun for the whole neighborhood.”</p>
<p>“happy Independence Day!”</p>
<p>my previous one was better.</p>
<p>“I think blue’s clues is my favorite show. I this a bad sign?”</p>
<p>“happy 4th of july!” but before this it was about fireworks haha</p>
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thanks haha i looove the office</p>
<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Damn the Post Office and 4th of July!!! It’s because of them, I have to wait an extra day for my AP Scores. - my facebook status</p>
<p>“I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry that I made you cry. I didn’t want to hurt you, I’m just a jealous guy.”</p>
<p>It’s a John Lennon song ^^.</p>
<p>"<em>after watching a food commercial</em> “Food is my girlfriend”- (insert name of one of my good friends here)</p>
<p>we were talking about relationships and stuff and then a food commercial came on. our mutual love of food is one of the reasons that i’m friends with this kid. hah.</p>
<p>I don’t have one right now</p>
<p>i love how everyone thinks their statuses are mind-blowing hahaha.</p>
<p>^i love that you think my status is mind-blowing. :)</p>
<p>My most recent status was about a commercial and mini riots in LA</p>
<p>that was 2 weeks ago though</p>
<p>“Just woke up from an unexpected nap on the beach :)”</p>
<p>From several hours ago.</p>
<p>@future it isss !!!</p>