What kind of applicant are you?

<p>hahahahahaha!!!</p>

<p>I'm not an applicant, but I've been accepted to Princeton. I enjoy politics, and from being a semi-liberal (under Asian auspices), I moved to conservatism. I guess I moved a bit too much, because now I'm a Fascist. I'm not completely Fascist, but to affirm my views, I'm researching Fascism and will probably be a Fascist by the time I reach Princeton.</p>

<p>I enjoy math, but I'm not too great at it. I enjoy politics and government and am decent at it. I play the violin and happen to be Asian. I enjoy my religion, but keep it to myself. I like reading. These days I'm doing the street on William F. Buckley, Jr. I enjoy the New York Times Style marriage section, the Week in Review, and the Front Page. I like reading articles in the National Review Online (we don't subscribe), The New Yorker (only for fiction), and Teen People (I'm graduating to People).</p>

<p>Feel free to continue/criticize/praise/bash, etc.
Cheers!</p>

<p>mmm...fascism, almost more more attractive than a soldering iron up the ass.</p>

<p>haha, hobbes and bokonon win. <em>applause</em></p>

<p>yes is second phil.</p>

<p>on me: i'm a perky blonde who many mistake as stupider/younger/more naive than i really am. but i've found this can work to my advantage. i love science and math and am full of random scientific facts. i love english for reading but hate writing essays. what i'm thinking never quite seems to come out the same on paper. i'm also very good at bs-ing my way thru most tests and life overall. i have the strangest talents and i only read magazines for the ads. vogue, harper's bazaar, and vanity fair are the best for ads.</p>

<p>bokonon is your name from Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle? The Bokonon sayings were kind of funny and true at times.</p>

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I'm a shark on whiskey whose idea of a good time is a blind woman and some vodka.

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I don't get this :confused:</p>

<p>Neither do I, but I do find this funny:

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i'm a perky blonde who many mistake as stupider/younger/more naive than i really am.

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;)</p>

<p>psh don't bash</p>