<p>ASL!</p>
<p>no speaking AT ALL! </p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>I speak a little Greek (modern) and French, but I'm not even close to becoming fluent.</p>
<p>English. :D</p>
<p>English, Spanish, and Latin</p>
<p>Well, let's see. I'm fluent in 1337 (and various dialects), most of intermediate C and introductory object-oriented C++, fairly fluent in HTML & PHP, not too bad at Python, and my PROLOG isn't too shabby either. :D
Example of speaking in C\C++</p>
<p>Me: How old are you?
Mr. X: Eh, about 38 or something like that.
Me: number sign left arrow stdio dot h right arrow next line int x semicolon next line main open parentheses close parentheses next line open braces next scanf open parentheses quotation mark percent symbol d quotation mark comma x close parantheses semicolon...
Mr. X: . . .</p>
<p>^ lmao! </p>
<p>For me..English, Spanish, Italian, French.
I start Portuguese in a few weeks! Yay :)</p>
<p>Oh & I can understand SOME Greek thanks to one of my best friends in middle school, lol.</p>
<p>Missed this thread the first time and didn't read the first 12 pages.</p>
<p>I speak Finnish, though I've only met like two other people in real life outside my family who do, so little good that's ever done me.</p>
<p>I'm still thinking about going to Finland and getting a job teaching English or going to Wisconsin/upper peninsula of Michigan and finding a job teaching Finnish somewhere. See how that works out.</p>
<p>I'm bilingual!
I speak english and english!</p>
<p>I speak Hindi and English.</p>
<p>I know how a speaka English.</p>
<p>I speak some broken German :)
Back when my German was better, I could read Dutch.
Oh, and I can half-way almost understand spoken Spanish. haha, but then again, most people can.</p>
<p>
[quote]
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.</p>
<p>"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.</p>
<p>"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlate Italiano?" No
response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.</p>
<p>The Swiss guy drives off, extremely frustrated. The first American turns to the second and says,
"Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."</p>
<p>"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
[/quote]
</p>
<p>Sad but true...and so so funny :)</p>
<p>I speak English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Hebrew, and Chinese. In that order. I can understand Gallego, Italian, some Turkish, and some Ladino. </p>
<p>I'm not the daughter of diplomats and I've never moved in my life. I guess I'm just... talented, that's all :p. jk jk lol - My family's global.</p>
<p>What are Gallego and Ladino? I've never even heard of those! Impressive.</p>
<p>I can only understand Ibo and I speak some French. </p>
<p>Other than that, it's English all the way.</p>
<p>PurpoisePal, that's pretty damn amazing! I aspire to be just like you! I'm almost there, lol. I just need two more languages to catch up!</p>
<p>Ibo is African...isn't it? Geez, you guys are amazing.</p>
<p>English, French, Latin and a little bit of italian, i'm slowly getting there.</p>
<p>Siriaki, Urdu, Punjabi, and Arabic. I would really like to learn and speak Hebrew though:)</p>