What makes you laugh?

<p>I see where you are going.</p>

<p>I just see it as...there are a bajillion mistreated kids, what good will adopting two or five or thirty of them when a thousand will be born the next day. I figure if I have offspring, they will take after me and change the world even more than I will.</p>

<p>Hoke, my little brother and I used to always wrestle. I always won. :) Of course, it would be really sad if I didn't.
That's definitely something little boys need to learn.</p>

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i think hoke has some sort of weird fetish for feminists

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<p>I don't blame him.</p>

<p>"i think hoke has some sort of weird fetish for feminists"</p>

<p>Non-Feminist "Bad Girls" lately have been my flavor of the week for a while now. I saw this one chick who looked like she would have wanted to beat me up(not in a manish, beastly woman sort of way...something about her cute face was "devilish"...) at the gym the other day. I wanted to ask her to marry me there on the spot. I didn't have the courage to talk to her though. Shucks.</p>

<p>I think girls need to learn their place, in the kitchen.</p>

<p>hahaha wow maybe you should get pyschological help? I think there's a name for that...low self esteem.</p>

<p>Naw, it's not low self esteem. Whenever I see chicks I am like "HOLY MOLEY SHES AMAZING", I don't know what to do anymore. I think it's because i've had a "HOLY MOLEY SHES AMAZING" girl once and ruined my shot, now I only get "well, she's okay if i look past the flaws" girls.</p>

<p>Man that sounds bad...</p>

<p>Yes it does, but that's OK. She wouldn't have been "HOLY MOLEY SHES AMAZING" if there were a bunch like that, so just put up with the normal ones.</p>

<p>No, it sounds worse for the girls. But yeah, you sound like you've been burned one too many times. But life goes on, of course it will end in 2012, but just don't think about it, block it out.</p>

<p>Well, my idea of amazing is totally different than most guys.</p>

<p>My ideal girl is...</p>

<ul>
<li>Not "model" pretty. I prefer "average" looking girls over chicks who stress about their looks.</li>
<li>Athletic</li>
<li>Down to earth/Witty</li>
<li>Brunette(!!!!!!!!!!!)</li>
</ul>

<p>December 21, 2012. Correct?</p>

<p>Brown hair is pretty.</p>

<p>Hahah that's not so obscure. I thought you were going to say something really "totally different."</p>

<p>I have a friend who keeps on asking me to marry him, and has been since about the second week we've met. I don't know if he has a crush on me or what, but it's weird.</p>

<p>We're still friends though.</p>

<p>ugh I hate average looking girls. gross ew.</p>

<p>Well, it's not obscure, but I'm not the kind of guy who oogles over blonde bimbo chicks. It's just not my style.</p>

<p>Ugh. I always get weird stalker-esque boys like that (realllllyyy wish I knew why).</p>

<p>And of course I had to reject the last normal guy who asked me out.</p>

<p>Why did you have to reject him, Leah?</p>

<p>I don't get weird stalker boys. Lucky, lucky me :)</p>

<p>Yeah I think stalker guys are so hot. Like when they come up to your window in ski masks and then ask for all your money...oh wait</p>

<p>One of those annoying girl-drama things, naturally..</p>

<p>I got weird stalker chicks twice. They would come to my games when they were 2+ hours away(constantly) from where the chicks lived and they didn't know anyone else on the teams I played on. When I confronted them, they both either had "family in the area which they were visiting" or were "in the area and thought they would stop by".</p>

<p>It creeped me out, but made me feel important.</p>