<p>Or laugh. As far as smiling goes, seeing babies that smile are my weakness. And Dave Chappelle at times has me laughing so hard I have tears and my sides hurt.</p>
<p>My list:
When I get good grades!
When I volunteer at some organization and see the appreciation on the people’s faces:)
When I make someone happy in general:)</p>
<p>Don’t tell me the rest of CC highschoolers don’t have a sense of humor. Might have to break out some jokes…</p>
<p>Watching Mad TV/family guy.</p>
<p>Getting good grades.</p>
<p>Feeling wanted by people lol</p>
<p>watching people I don’t like get what’s coming to them</p>
<p>winning an award.</p>
<p>babies.</p>
<p>I’ll probably have more.</p>
<p>Family guy, Scrubs, my boyfriend, my baby dog, getting letters from kids I’ve helped through my own non-profit basketball organization, pretty much any animal in general. </p>
<p>There’s more, I just like those.</p>
<p>^ Gotta agree with Scrubs lol</p>
<p>Other things:
Russell Peters is simply hilarious
My little cousins and nieces/nephews = they’re so fun to be around!
Babies
Volunteering or some sort of impact I make
A simple stroll in the park in the evening
Sense of accomplishment</p>
<p>volunteerig, being appreciated, making someone smile, talking to elders, babies, giving to others (homeless), getting good grades, sense of accomplishment, making my family proud, talking to close friends, helping others…yeah</p>
<p>When someone is funny.
CCers are rarely funny. Don’t try.</p>
<p>sarcasm
scrubs
south park
irony
people getting hurt
peeple getting REALLY hurt
witty comments
losers
sarcasm
sarcasm</p>
<p>^But they have potential, and it’s my goal to bring out the humor in them! Should change the name of this thread to “Who can tell the funniest story.” And yes, xxrunningonempty, Russell Peters is the man.</p>
<p>Don’t get offended:</p>
<p>I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.</p>
<p>It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.</p>
<p>She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”</p>
<p>The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.</p>
<p>The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”</p>
<p>I like black people . . .</p>
<p>. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!</p>
<p>There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” </p>
<p>When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.” </p>
<p>After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. </p>
<p>Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”</p>
<p>A swimming pool at a bar? lol.</p>
<p>i like anti jokes better
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/635055-anti-jokes-since-people-seem-love-my-jokes-all.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/635055-anti-jokes-since-people-seem-love-my-jokes-all.html</a></p>
<p>But I didn’t laugh at one of those…</p>
<p>Again don’t get offended:</p>
<p>“What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw”</p>
<p>“What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?
Trustworthy” </p>
<p>"How do you blindfold an Asian? </p>
<p>With dental floss. "</p>
<p>What’s the difference between an apple and a black man? </p>
<p>none! they both hang from trees.</p>
<p>A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages
in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went
and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show
his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly,
but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and
sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate
came along and asked him what was wrong.
“I’ve only been a white kid for half and hour,” he replied, “and I hate those
black bastards already!”</p>
<p>So there’s two muffins sitting in an oven.
The first muffin goes “Gee, it’s hot in here”
And the second muffin goes “WOAH LOOK A TALKING MUFFIN!”</p>
<p>That’s the only joke i know (:</p>
<p>I smile at everything, especially when someone is smiling at me. And I laugh at alot of things too. My friend and I laugh pretty much 24/7 at work. Customers and other workers don’t even understand what we’re laughing at; half the time we don’t even say anything. We can pretty much communicate by expressions on our faces. It’s hilarious.</p>
<p>And when I like someone I giggle alot. It makes me look like a stupid ditzy girl, but I can’t help it.</p>
<p>I smile when something is funny or when I meet or talk to a nice person.</p>
<p>When unfortunate things happen to other people.</p>