<p>Don’t get offended:</p>
<p>I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.</p>
<p>It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.</p>
<p>She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”</p>
<p>The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.</p>
<p>The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”</p>
<p>I like black people . . .</p>
<p>. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!</p>
<p>There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” </p>
<p>When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.” </p>
<p>After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. </p>
<p>Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”</p>