<p>Again don’t get offended:</p>
<p>“What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw”</p>
<p>“What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?
Trustworthy” </p>
<p>"How do you blindfold an Asian? </p>
<p>With dental floss. "</p>
<p>What’s the difference between an apple and a black man? </p>
<p>none! they both hang from trees.</p>
<p>A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages
in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went
and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show
his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly,
but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and
sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate
came along and asked him what was wrong.
“I’ve only been a white kid for half and hour,” he replied, “and I hate those
black bastards already!”</p>