<p>one of my friends shot a glock at her librarians house.</p>
<p>The online class I signed up for has a 5 hour meeting on Saturdays...</p>
<p>i learned that senators cant be arrested</p>
<p>I learned that I have two snowdays in a row. And since I didn't go to school, I didn't learn much else.</p>
<p>I learned that Mosquitos have 47 teeth (SNAPPLE FACT!)</p>
<p>That 1 out of 3 girls don't like hair on a guy</p>
<p>SpicyPolls</a> - Poll Results - Which part of body hair of a guy turns you on the most?</p>
<p>That 2 out of 3 girls do like hair on a guy</p>
<p>Hmmm.. I learned that some Japanese companies are shutting down at 5 in order for the workers to go home and, according to CNN, "make babies", due to a low national birth rate.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^^^^^^</p>
<p>And... hmm.... idk everytthing is basically stupid.</p>
<p>school can close for rain days</p>
<p>who annie oakley was.</p>
<p>that, had Hitler gotten into Art school, there probably wouldn't have been a holocaust. </p>
<p>But instead, he got rejected and developed a strong dislike for certain types of people.</p>
<p>I actually wrote an entertaining essay on how Hitler's rejection from art school COMPLETELY changed the world. Somehow it still had "good taste" even though it was about Hitler... if that makes sense. </p>
<p>Also, did you guys hear that some guy named his children after hitler, and they were taken away by child protective services because it was classified under child abuse?</p>
<p>Also, sneezing is like a mini-orgasm. </p>
<p>I should sneeze more</p>
<p>Theodore Roosevelt hated the English language and wanted it simplified.</p>
<p>My physics project is completely luck based.</p>
<p>If I were Marcus, I'd pass. But I'm not Marcus, who has graduated.</p>
<p>Our ramp needs adjusting.</p>
<p>Roosevelt bashed Wilson during WWI, and shafted Taft in elections.</p>
<p>I guess I only learn things in physics and APUSH.</p>
<p>Also, that my debate coach can be very creepy when he calls me "[his] little conservative."</p>
<p>I don't think he realizes that I'm not a conservative anymore.</p>
<p>Sneezing is a mini orgasm???? I never would have guessed</p>
<p>Eating 25 pounds of chocolate can give off an effect of being "high."</p>
<p>That it IS possible to triple tounge on a clarinet, and how demented some band terms sound out of band.</p>
<p>(For example: If you're bored, finger through your parts. BLOW HARDER! Pull out, you're sharp. )</p>
<p>Frogs can have an orgasm for 30 minutes. :) I love school.</p>
<p>^ Whoa. Did you learn that in Bio or Health?</p>
<p>Here's a useless fact that I figured out all by myself using my super logical 5k1llz!</p>
<p>Every word in the English language is also a number. numbers are infinite so eventually you'll get to the number (insert your name here).</p>