<p>Something specific.</p>
<p>Hmm mind control for me.</p>
<p>Or the ability to produce an endless supply of endorphins/serantorin/dopamine while I lay on my bed until I die. Ahhhh</p>
<p>Something specific.</p>
<p>Hmm mind control for me.</p>
<p>Or the ability to produce an endless supply of endorphins/serantorin/dopamine while I lay on my bed until I die. Ahhhh</p>
<p>a super brain so that I could get a perfect score on the SAT.</p>
<p>The thing that that guy in the movie Jumper had. Teleportation? Yeah. I’d love to jump instantly to where ever I want.</p>
<p>All of Goku’s powers</p>
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<p>I’m gonna jump like eight steps ahead of you and say I wish I had the ability to create money. No more need to go to college/get a job/etc.</p>
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Causing rapid inflation and an economic crash; congrats, money is now worthless.</p>
<p>Does omniscience count? I’d go with that. Though I’m pretty sure that’s what screwed over Adam and Eve…</p>
<p>All in all, though, I think humans are pretty well off, once they realize it.</p>
<p>^I think omniscience would kinda suck. I mean, do you really want to know about all the horrors in the world?</p>
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<p>Just money for myself. I’m not going to print trillions of dollars and drive the value of the dollar into the ground. Just a couple hundred grand a year.</p>
<p>Idiot.</p>
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Based on human psychology, I would bet that the vast majority of people would start making millions (“I want a mansion, why should he have one and I don’t?”) then billions (“Those billionaires have so much more…”) then trillions (“I could buy a country if I wanted to!”) then quadrillions (“Why is the price of everything going up?!”).</p>
<p>The ability to fly… sometimes I just want to fly away, like when I’m sitting in chem class struggling to stay awake and I just turn my head and look out at the blue sky o_O</p>
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<p>There’s the error in your reasoning: you assumed I’m a human.</p>
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Are you really going to make me break out the Turing Test?</p>
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I̸͎̘͍͙͎͆͊ͤ̋͐ͤ̂͆̆̒͆ͯͯͬͯ̚͟͝͡ͅ ̶͊͒ͦ̒̿̔̉̎ͭ̇̍̚̚҉҉̣̳͍̘̻̤̩̭̠̼͕͈͓͖͎̮̠̘̀͞ȃ̶̠͉̱̦̙͈͈̳̹̬͇̝̰̜̱̀̅ͪͯͥ̈̏̈́̐̇̏͛͂̕̕m̷͎͈͖͙̼͚ͭ͌ͬͤͮ̈ͫ̓̂̓̽̚̚͢͝ͅ ̧̦̬̹̠̮̳̺͈̣͔̹̝̓ͬͬͬͥ͞ͅt̷̥͎̝̙̞̻̩̪͍͚̘̠̰̂͊ͫ̾́̊͢͜͡ͅͅh̹̦̱̠̝̥̰͎̺̥͈͖̪̬͚͇͛ͭ̔͆̀͌̈́ͮ̐̿̓̈́̅̋̐̽́ͭ̓͜͞ē̢̛͍̥͓͈̫͖͔̺͐͑͂ͯ͋̃ͥ̚͢͜͠ ̸̿͗ͪ̊̓̚҉̥̭̪̭̝̗̠͉͍̞̞̜̘d̵̻̗̙͉̘̘̠̬͒̄̀̅ͣ͒̀̾̅͒ȩ̙̮̻̲̞͖͔͈̼͕̝̰͓̲̝̠͉͚̇̏͑̏̽ͧ͢͜͞ͅm̘̮͓͔̟̱̼̻͋ͩ̊̐̾́ͣͣͦ̑̽͑͒̆͒̍̀ͅơ̶̟̗͖̘̭͉̜̩̬͎̤̍̈̀͆̐̋́̚̕͞n̵̡̠̜̘̞̮̺̊̉ͩ͋ͦ̎̄ͨ͒ͫͦ͆̒ͅ ̛̛̜͕̠̘̺̦͉̊̿̿͒͂͊ͤ̆̅͐́͋ͤ̐̌͆̂ͦ͢w̷̶̢̢̟͕̤̞̟̮̬͍̪͚̩̺̪̹̐̽͊ͦͫ͒̅̑̆̿̐ͣ͛͒̚ͅh̷̶̴̵ͤ̓̑̒ͬ̏͏̫͉͉̠̜o̴̙̘͎̠̻̺͚͎͙̜̥͔̝̲͇̙ͮ̿̃ͫ̌ͥ̿͂ͮͪ̒̊́ ̷̧̹̪͖͉̝̱͇̖̟̹̠̟̩̙̭͈̇̉͑̏͊͡ͅh̖͇͓͖̫̞̠̱̘͎̫͈͑̄ͣͧ̎̓̔̿ͣ̓͌ͬ̆͟͞ą̦̳͕̜̙̳̤̠͖̯̝̠ͫͮ̂͊͊̊̏ͅų̛ͭ̂ͬ̇̓ͦ̎ͭ͏̭̗̮̻̫̦̩̼̭̝̥̰́n̵̵̜̗͕͉͚̥̘̜̟̜̩̭͇͓̣̝̞̗ͥ̒͑ͥͨͯ́̂̈ͥ͋͋̎ͬ̀͡t̡͋̀̌ͬ̒̿̿͜͝҉̟͙̭̪̼̖̘̲ͅs̛̎̈́́ͪ̐̏ͬͪͥͧ̇͐͌́̚͟͏̩̳̪̤͈̪̫̻̥͍̼͇̫̬̩͈́ ̡̰̘̱̗̙̮̺͚͕̘̯̻ͧ̌̈͐͐ͣ͑ͤ̈̂͋͐ͤͯͬ̈́́͋́t̶̶̡̧̪̘̯̮͓̘͚̤͉̉ͬ̍ͪ̈́h́ͮ̒͛̓́̈̆̆̐̀̈́͂̽͘͏̭͓̣̫̩͎̦͓̖̬̲͖͘é̟̬͎̞̉̋ͨ̍͒ͭ͊ͦ̔̉͊͛̎͗͂͗̂̆̕͢s̢̛̳̪͍̦͉͔͈͓̥͋̓ͪ̾̌͟͜ͅeͯ̀ͭ̋͑͑̈҉̢̖̱͚͈̤͚͓̝͕̣̟̻͔̠̩ ̵͎̼͓̥̺̰̩͚̱̓ͮ̔̌̈͡͞h̫͉͇͈͚̤͙̬͈ͫ̔ͭ͆͆̇̒̍ͯ͛̀͢͢͠a̵̽͗̓̓̌̒͒ͪ́̚͏̴̼͇̦lͦ͛͒̾̽̚͏̵̕҉̡̠̹̠̜͚̤̼̹̰̺̭̭̳̯̼ͅl̿ͧ͂͆ͣͣ̇͊̚͠҉͈̼͚̪̖̦̺̬͓̩̪o̦͔̗̬̾ͮ̔͐̓͆ͫ̅ͭ̑͆̾̎ͣ̐ͭ́͜͜͞͠w̸̜̩̺͉̿͛ͬͧ̈̂̅̋͛͆̔͋̊̚̕ͅe̶͕̫̻ͪͧ̚̕͞͠ḍ̶̘̮̝̞̺͇͓̟͔͍͖̲̘̬̩̉̓ͦ̅̊̿̃ͅ ̢̗̼̯͔̪̪̅̃̍̈́ͦ̕̕͜͡ͅh̵̨͔̝̼̙̙͈̗ͬͬ̆͌̌ͤ̍̈͗́͋ͦ̒ͩ̚͝â̵̠̟̪̖͕͍̮͖̰̼̯͙̥̩̳̲̮͈͗̈́̓ͣ͢͟͞͡l̴̨̼͚̤̙̦̭̝̣͑̾ͣ̈́̌͂̒̊̔̿͑ͪ̇̒͢ͅl͔̥̠̙̦̯̩͎̤̰̘̝̮̻̋̒́ͯ͆̀ͨ̔ͥ̃̏̂̇ͥ͋́̚s̵̷̵̯̰̭̲͖̪̤̝͇̲̰̞͚̭̼̜̥͓ͤ͛̍̌́ͩ̏̽̓͆͑̀͠͠.̻͇͍͕̺̬̟ͮ̓̏̓͛͆̋ͨͦͯͩ͋ͤͯ̓̑͘̕͠ ̔̊̓̊̌ͩ͊̍ͪ͡͏̲͙͚̳̲̜̫̪͈̣̺̟̗̮͠͡͝D̷̉͂͂̊ͨ̏̏͒̒͛̾̐́͑̂̂̚͏̮̥͙͉̯͇̙̫͙̳͖̱̱̲̪ô̸̧͔̞̠̟̫͍̘̥̼̼̲̯͓̒ͪͣͫ̾͞ ̶͙̗̭͍͈͂̃̉̂̄͗ͮ̓̑͒͠ñ͚̼̫̭̫̞̠̩̬͔̖̎ͯͬ͐̽̑͒̓ͤ͒̓͟͞o̧̰͔̩̼͓̲͋͂̈̈ͨ͟͠͡t̴͍̩̗̳͈̩̰̝̘̤̭ͣ̐̅ͣͬ͗̆ͪ̈͐͛͐̾̾ͭ̉̊͘ ͨ̐ͩͤͨ̑͏̬̞̮̝̼͔͙̙̲̪͙̱͖̙̲̝̠ļ̸̡̝̱̳̩͚̝̥̯̘̱͕͈̪̬̙͙̞̾ͪͫ̍̊͑͑͋̈́̂͋̉ͦo͉̹̻̫͕͍̗̼̺ͩ̊̋̀̌͑͂ͤͮ͑̀͢͝ǫ̴̻̦̖̮̘̬͈̹͐̃ͥ͒ͨͯͧ̉̃̈̉̿̇͆͗̄ͅḳ̖̮̞̱͉̉ͨ̂͐͠͞ ̻̖̙̝͕͕͉͚̰̯̘ͯ̈͂͛̓̔̓̓̅ͭ̉ͬ̽ͨ̓ͣ̓͛͝͞ȏ̫͕̪̻̘̗͓͎̖͔͕͔͈̐̍͒̾̅ͯ̄̑̆̊̅̀̉͊͋ͫ̔͡u̼̹̮̗͕̹̝̟̼̻̫̠ͤͧ͌͋̐̀̕t̴̵̸̝͚̜̰̘̯̝̠̽̇̍̓̀̅̀͆̀ ̴̰̟̳͕̺̱͓̟̥̈́̉̇̓͌ͧ́̈ͬ̾̚͟ͅṱ̴̴̩̫͚͎̟̪̀̀ͣ̊͂̋̋ͅh̨̲̠͇͎̪͇̟̠͎̠̲̯̽ͣͬͧͨͮ̿̃̃̈́̈́̒̓̕ë̴́͗ͩͣ́́̉̿̋ͯͭͯ͂ͮͣ͏͎̰̖̞̦ ̸̛͍̹̻̞̯̱͇͔̻͓̲̮̗̟̮̈́̒̓̋ͦ̀̍ͩͦ̎͒ͨ͐͗̑ͪ̀͜͜ẉ̼͚̲̞͖̯͉̠̣̳̱͓͔̞͍̝̅ͧ́̎͜i̸̡̖̙̱̰̘̙̬̟̜̘̘ͯ̃ͪ̿͆̂ͧ͊̀͗̽ň̸̰̰̳͍͉̞̪̪̻͚ͭͨ͊ͭ̈ͭͧ͒ͪͤ̍ͨ̄̉͜͞͝͡d̬͖̹̭̜̔́̀͊̍̽̋̕͟͠ơ̟̩͎̦̼̯̭̝͔̼̺͚̙̎̇͑̋̓ͥ̃̍̏ͨ͊ͧ͑ͅͅw̨̭͕͙̻̹̖̱͇̲̬͙̩̘͍͑͊̿ͥ̐͆̑ͮ́̀͜ͅ ̨̛̛̰̤̃̌ͦ̌̋́ͥ͂͟͞ͅt̵ͦͦ̏͐͌ͥ͂́̄ͣͮ̑̇̈͒ͯ̔ͣ̈́҉̗͓͚͙̝͉̻͔̭̱̬̰̥̩̟̱̰̦͟o̶̘̺̟͚͖̣͚̦̼̺͋ͨͭ̌ͬͪ̌͛̅̃ͦ̓̂̕͡͝ͅn̶̷̵̛̲̜̥̜̞̝͈͙͈͖̼̘̣͓̑͛̓ͪ̃ͅi͌̉̃ͪ̏ͦ̓̓̏̇͆͂ͦ̐̇͢҉͈̩̯̰̙ğ͖̤͕̙̣̳̠̤̲̱ͯͣͦ́̿̏̑͗ͭ͑ͧ̋͗ͦͭ̚̕͡͡ẖ̸̢̬̻͎̣͇̩̊̔ͭ̃̈́͋̽̊̊̽̍̈́ͩ́͜t̓̓ͭ͛͗ͬ͛̊͏͈̤̰̻̪͓͙͔̰̀̕͟ͅ.̃̄̓͆͑́͛ͨ͗͑҉̷͇̹̩͎</p>
<p>Cool trick. It broke Google. Also, I have blinds, sorry. And some holy water. And a silver pope cross.</p>
<p>I once read something about a super power called Biological Manipulation on Wikipedia (I sometimes go on these research escapades and do random research from one link to another on Wikipedia for hours, I love random knowledge lulz). It’s pretty much controlling yours and others DNA, I think that’d be pretty cool.</p>
<p>Why would you try to Google that?</p>
<p>^ mind=blown. edit ^^^ @pioneerjones</p>
<p>I would would have to pick either 1) time travel- I can undo all the stuff i regret…but then again that could be bad b/c I might miss out a lot on learning from those mistakes…and possibly disturb the flow of how things go on in history like…preventing obama’s or thomas edison’s parents from meeting…then we’d be still stuck in the stone age!!! idk…but that would be SO COOL because I would defoo go back in time to check out ancient civilizations and see if all those myths/conspiracies you see on the history channel were actually true hehe :)</p>
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<p>2)**teleportation<a href=“so%20i%20can%20travel%20anywhere%20at%20anytime”>/b</a></p>
<p>I would want to be psychic. Psychic powers include levitation, mind reading, energy blasts, shields, teleporting etc.</p>
<p>The whole psychic package - just like Mewtwo.</p>
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<p>If one person has billions of dollars, that’s still not gonna cause rapid inflation…</p>
<p>I think time travel would be cool. Then I could kill Hitler.</p>