<p>Personally if I was applying to this one I'd start off "usually kids at my cafeteria stare when I put the grape jelly onto my baked beans, but..."</p>
<p>This is such an awesome prompt! I would love to write something like this, for a scholarship or not...what scholarship is this? Tell me!</p>
<p>How about writing it in verse after the style of Dr. Seuss?</p>
<p>Oh the beans that I'd pick (once I finally decide)
Would be neither baked, boiled, poached or refried.
They would not result in vile flatulence smelly,
Because they contain little other than jelly...</p>
<p>hahaha love it</p>
<p>I would go on a tanget that talks about bertie botts every flavor beans</p>
<p>^ YES. I was totally thinking about those as I read this thread! Spaghetti beans ftw. Also puke. And grass. :D</p>
<ol>
<li>How do you eat jelly beans?</li>
<li>What is your personality like?</li>
<li>How can you B.S. between 1 and 2?</li>
<li>Add very strong, catchy ending.</li>
</ol>
<p>Done!! Preferably something creative, though.</p>