<p>Mercer-Baptists from Georgia who are comfortable going to a school that no one has ever heard of </p>
<p>Hobart and William Smith</p>
<p>Sorry never heard of it!</p>
<p>The College of New Jersey</p>
<p>Average to above average Jersey students who wouldn’t be caught dead at Rutgers.</p>
<p>Temple</p>
<p>A shady looking, but well meaning muslim.</p>
<p>UCSB</p>
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<p>Jeez, for once can we actually get a serious response for my school? Thanks.</p>
<p>Temple: local Philly kid who didn’t want to go to Penn State and wasn’t good enough (or just didn’t have the cash) for Penn.</p>
<p>Ole Miss</p>
<p>Gorgeous southern belles and partying frat guys. </p>
<p>UNC - CH</p>
<p>UNC - CH: Smart and charismatic jocks with little to no direction in life.</p>
<p>Bradley University</p>
<p>sorry idk anything about bradley</p>
<p>university of vermont</p>
<p>pot head.</p>
<p>UMASS-Amherst</p>
<p>Vermont: Skiing and weed.</p>
<p>UMass: New England kids whose parents aren’t obsessed with college admissions.</p>
<p>Also lots of parties.</p>
<p>Colorado-Boulder</p>
<p>Loves skiing and has healthy lungs.</p>
<p>James Madison University (In Virginia)</p>
<p>People who like James Madison.</p>
<p>Flaming Rainbow University.</p>
<p>People who want to slaughter the Carebears</p>
<p>University of Tokyo</p>
<p>Smart or rich Japanese people who have either spent their high school years doing hours of cram school or are just gifted. That or they’re very status-conscious. Future lawyers, doctors, and i-bankers.</p>
<p>La Sorbonne</p>
<p>Hey, that’s in Paris. <= The joke is from Seinfeld, and I don’t expect anyone to know it.</p>
<p>Smart and French.</p>
<p>Emerson</p>
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<p>Thanks for not saying ‘couldn’t get into Penn State’; I appreciate that. And yeah, I couldn’t get into Penn, but my brother will be a freshman at Wharton next year.</p>
<p>Anyway:</p>
<p>Emerson: Fashion conscious hipster, likely listens to indie music and likely a film or communications major. Probably wanted to go to NYU, but couldn’t for some reason.</p>
<p>Hamilton College</p>
<p>^You’re welcome about the Penn State thing. I guess living in Philly for 2 years gave me a different view of Temple.</p>
<p>Hamilton: A halfway decent LAC that most people will never hear of. I know nothing about it but saw the average SAT and acceptance rate…</p>
<p>Morgan State</p>
<p>morgan freeman (i don’t know of morgan state)</p>
<p>umaine</p>
<p>Boring because Maine is boring. And if anyone says it is not, they are lying and I can see right through them like they are drenched in Windex. :)</p>