<p>If I get into MIT, I plan to party it up that night.
Everyone will be invited and everyone is gonna get trashed.
I'll impress the ladies with my math pick-up lines, ;)</p>
<p>I'd plan to crash your party.</p>
<p>After the initial few nights of getting wasted, I'd start scheming out the awesomeest MIT prank ever. <em>emulates Mr. Burns</em></p>
<p>Amsterdam, then Greece.... with all my buddies of course! ;-)</p>
<p>Smile</p>
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<p>Treat all my friends to food. lots of food. :)</p>
<p>@kaizad
Wait, by Mr.Burns, do you mean Burnie Burns of the RVB series?</p>
<p>what pickup lines have you got, 174IQPartier? This chick bets she has more and better ones than you</p>
<p>^ I think he means Mr. Burns from the Simpsons: "Exxxxcellent...." lol</p>
<p>Classic: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>
<p>Conversely: Baby, I want to be your integral so I can fill the area inside you.</p>
<p>Probably be really surprised because I didn't apply</p>
<p>Psh, the derivative and integral lines are so overused. You got anything a little more original?</p>
<p>lol, I'm a humanities geek (didn't apply to MIT), so no, not really.....</p>
<p>unless I can think of one on the spot hahaha</p>
<p>Baby, we can go all night, because my energy in bed is modeled by the function "y = whatever you can handle."</p>
<p>^ rofl, isn't that kind of a bad thing?</p>
<p>^ lol, yeah, I changed it. But it never would've reached zero!</p>
<p>^ thanks now you make my previous post look nonsensical....</p>
<p>if you ever come around here, let's experimentally determine the coefficient of friction between two human bodies...</p>
<p>If I end up at Harvard, I'll be close enough.
Hypothesis: the coefficient of friction will be inversely proportional to how loud you moan.</p>
<p>Oh, snap!
Can I get banned for talking dirty? ;)</p>
<p>Another one:</p>
<p>Pressure = Force/Area, baby. I'll apply all the force if you'll show me the affected area ;)</p>
<p>I'd probably be all "Wow! This is amazing! I didn't even apply!"</p>
<p>But seriously, good luck to everyone.</p>
<p>^ rofl, way to disrupt the nerdy pickup line thread. someone should totally start a thread for nerdy pickup lines.</p>
<p>I'm going to slightly alter a review question that my TF used before: "Babe, I wish you were naked DNA, so I could be like TBP and bend you over and insert myself into your minor groove." (I can't use that one though because sadly most nerdy pickup lines only work male to female T.T )</p>
<p>^ whoa, hang on...ok, when I first read that, I thought you meant that your TF told you that exact line.... haha just sliiiightly unprofessional there ;)</p>
<p>and yes, I agree about the male--->female thing. Insertion is an easy joke to make.</p>
<p>You COULD say: If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your "genes." ;)</p>