What Would You Do If You Got In MIT??

Colleges and Universities A-Z Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>^ or that I wish you were a pset because then you'd be hard and I can slam you down on a table and do you..intensely..all night (or for several days/nights in a row depending on how hard your psets actually are)...</p>

<p>TF said "I am a protein. I bend naked DNA and insert myself into the minor groove. What am I?"</p>

<p>You should hear the professor (who's an old man) talk. After one lecture about replication or something, he said "but this is just foreplay.. the real fun is turning genes on"</p>

<p>teehee this is fun... lemme know if you're ever in the boston area</p>

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<p>^ LMAO, that problem set one was actually really good. Might have to use that sometime....reworded of course, so the "I" and "you" are switched.</p>

<p>Sure thing. We'll subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply (well, let's dispense with that last one hahaha)</p>

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<p>Found a few more....</p>

<p>If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?</p>

<p>I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.</p>

<p>Let's go test the spring potential of my mattress.</p>

<p>Let's go back to my place an engage in some simple harmonic motion.</p>

<p>Another classic: That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2</p>

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<p>^ I've actually tried the ER line on a couple people before. They were amused but didn't take me seriously.</p>

<p>You realize there's a facebook group of this stuff? Therefore it doesn't count unless you can come up with originals...and I've got a ton of them ;)</p>

<p>~baby, you and me are like potassium and water--sparks fly when we touch
~i'm like serotonin..when i enter your receptors, i give you pleasure
~baby, when i'm near you i'm like a plant cell in a hypotonic solution--you make me turgid</p>

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<p>haha yeah I know. my brain's starting to shut down for the night, while other pieces of my anatomy are just starting to get fired up LOL</p>

<p>Hey, baby, I'm thinking about starting a new lab experiment. First, I'll need a key bodily fluid. Wanna be my RA?</p>

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<p>^ I can be the killer that drains the blood out of people for you....or were you talking about some other bodily fluids?</p>

<p>Have you seen the XKCD comic where the girl's past lesbian experimentation was scientifically rigorous or something (as in she had complete experimental and control groups with large sample sizes)?</p>

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<p>The kind that results from me moving with sinusoidal regularity on top of you.</p>

<p>HAHA no! Sounds pretty intense...Found it: xkcd</a> - A Webcomic - Experimentation</p>

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<p>lol. so will there be any homosexual experimentation in the future for you?</p>

<p>sinusoidal regularity...sounds like a very rhythmic and cult-ish stabbing.</p>

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<p>I like how the whole topic of this thread has been derailed.</p>

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<p>Nope. Unless I'm the only male involved and two ladies decide they want me to participate in THEIR homosexual experimentation haha</p>

<p>Hmm. Unfortunately, my descriptive adjectives are limited by the medium in which I'm posting. We could call it Cowper's fluid, I suppose.</p>

<p>and hey, I could just tie it back in by saying that if I get into my dream school (not MIT), I will probably act out some of these lines in celebration. hehe</p>

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<p>rofl: are your goods packaged?</p>

<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/645806-pre-marital-sex-yes-no-4.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/645806-pre-marital-sex-yes-no-4.html&lt;/a> <--read towards the end with the whole goods/package metaphor</p>

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<p>lol, it's such a confusing metaphor...
Let's just say that free samples are welcome.</p>

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<p>I once saw free samples of lube and thought they were food. And then they let us taste-test a sample. It was weird. I also have a glow-in-the-dark condom because it seemed funny (and it shall never be used...at least not by me).</p>

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<p>There are all kinds of edible sex products.</p>

<p>and I swear to God, you better be a girl. That better be what you meant by "not by me."
lol</p>

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<p>well yea but I was more referring to how the idea of actually using a glow-in-the-dark condom seems just wayy wayy too weird...like if people are going to use a condom, please use a normal one?</p>

<p>technically I'm not a girl</p>

<p>let's see how long you freak out before you realize the actual meaning of that last sentence</p>

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<p>^ read: I'm legally a woman</p>

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<p>hahahahaha that took me a sec</p>

<p>Well, good, now I feel relieved. I can continue my dirty flirtation in peace, knowing that my sexuality is preserved haha</p>

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<p>^ as in I'm considered an adult not a minor? think age, not gender</p>

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<p>I totally had you creeped out for a bit didn't i</p>

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<p>lol yeah, you got me.</p>

<p>but don't worry, everything's clear now ;)</p>