what would you do to get into your dream college?

<p>-sit through hell (the stupid senior seminar class we are required to take) instead of skipping it everyday and failing
- run a marathon, and I despise, no absolutely loathe running
- get my wisdom teeth out, again
- a bajillion dollars</p>

<p>Join an EC</p>

<p>Sleep. "Dream" college, right?</p>

<p>sleep with beyonce</p>

<p>^ That's hardly a sacrifice.</p>

<p>You risk getting beaten up by Jay-Z's posse though :D.</p>

<p>lol !</p>

<p>I'd give up all of my possessions, though they may not amount to much.</p>

<p>Fine. My soul. There. lol.</p>

<p>Hmmm - I've always wondered what adcoms would do if I made them all steak dinners - I'm a damn good cook.</p>

<p>hahah, it isn't a metaphor. I'm 100% serious. Just give me names and addresses of those willing to participate and I'll be at their doorstop in a raincoat and nothing else the very next day. </p>

<p>sigh. stupid NYU.</p>

<p>I live a day of my life without saying something mean about Michael Moore or Al Gore.
Yeah... that much</p>

<p>More things I'd do...</p>

<p>Accept God into my life (pretend to).
Publicly bitsh out Richard Dawkins (i<3youdawky).
Eat the same meal everdaaay.
Do my own laundry. =(
Make my own food.
Clean... things. Like my room and whatever people clean.
I will willingly be poor, too. Not starving poor... just student poor.
Never watch another Ugly Betty episode. (AHH!!)
Never watch another Veronica Mars episode.
Never watch another Heroes episode.
Stop talking about politics/religion/philosophy for a whole week.
And oh my god... I'd quit smoking. Yes. I WILL QUIT SMOKING FOR YOU, NYU. </p>

<p>I kind of am obsessed.</p>

<p>Get into the best college i can, then systematically destroy all the other colleges that i liked better(would that make it my dream college?). Or bake admissions a cake or something.....</p>

<p>Seriously? I think i'd do <em>almost</em> anything if it guaranteed my acceptance.
-Learn hacking 24/7 until i can auto-admit myself(brainwashing and forgery could be useful too.....)
-Hitchhike to pakistan, track down, and capture Osama bin Laden. They HAVE to let you in after that. :)
-Steal the identity of someone who got accepted and then convince them to life forever(hidden) in a tibetian monastery.</p>

<p>I might be a little obsessed too :)</p>

<p>ooh! Finding Osama... I never thought of that.</p>