What would YOU do to get into your dream college?

<p>If I wouldn’t have any life-lasting injuries as a result, then yes. Otherwise, no.</p>

<p>Would you memorize multiplication tables up to 100? (This would take hundreds of ours of practice).</p>

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<p>70% or 100%, you’re still just as dead. Five stories isn’t enough for a parachute to open.</p>

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<p>Nah, but I’d practice until I could calculate them so fast they’d think I had them memorized.</p>

<p>Yeah, I’d learn the multiplication up to 100… If I could…</p>

<p>Would you beat up a little old lady?</p>

<p>depends on how frail she is/whether or not she’s mean [JK!]</p>

<p>would you get drunk and dance on a table, naked, at your graduation party? no one will ever let you forget it. And your entire family was there.</p>

<p>If my parents and siblings were there, then no lol.</p>

<p>Would you go to jail for two months?</p>

<p>Hecks yeah. Not an issue.</p>

<p>Would you do a tour of Iraq or Afghanistan?</p>

<p>Um… my dad’s an immigrant from the Middle East, I’ve been to the Iraq border. So yeah, no biggie. :D</p>

<p>Would you live in isolation from everyone on a remote island (no calls, texts, seeing anyone, etc.) for six months?</p>

<p>Of course. I’m a pro. (Wait, it’s not like Lost with all the monsters and stuff, right?)</p>

<p>If you could go to (your dream school) with a full ride for all four years, but you had to wear braces all over again for all four years, would you?</p>

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<p>That’s way too easy. Of course.</p>

<p>Would you be willing to change your sexual orientation (i.e. gay/lesbian–>straight and vice versa)?</p>

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<p>I already can do that. ;)</p>

<p>^I’m serioussss…</p>

<p>Never wore braces, but it can’t be bad. Yes.</p>

<p>Would you execute a bank heist perfectly, your only risk being caught, with a 30% chance?</p>

<p>Well if it was executed perfectly there is a 0% chance of being caught. But I would not do that. </p>

<p>Would you spend your entire career in a high paying job that you hate if you could go to your dream school?</p>

<p>^Isn’t that a double plus?
So yess…</p>

<p>high paying job + dream school = no or very little debt and a great fours of experience.</p>

<p>but I hate the job. So that’s pointless.
I would rather have a job I loved, so no.</p>

<p>Hold the president of the United States, as well as 20 other faculty members of JHU, hostage.</p>

<p>Forge everything. My transcript, my classes, my recommendations, my ECs, and my essay.
Break into the admissions office and make sure I get accepted.
OOH. Break into ETS and get the answers to the SAT, then get a 2400.</p>

<p>Yeah, I’m ambitious.</p>

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<p>How is that pointless? I would have a job that paid me tons than have a job that was interesting but paid less. Plus, you can always do another interesting job on the side if you really love it. But always is choosing an interesting job over a high paying one a bad idea especially if you want to start a life with a girl or have one.</p>

<p>Awww…where did the game go? ):</p>

<p>Would you devise a plot to get your closest friend expelled from school with a HUGE blot on his/her permanent record (and it would be a sure-fire thing too), if it meant a full-ride to your all-time favourite uni? But he/she will never find out it’s you and will still want to be friends with you. ;)</p>