What would YOU do to get into your dream college?

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Yes, I would. My math class would laugh. My teacher would laugh.</p>

<p>Would you cuss out your teacher?</p>

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<p>best question ever lol. and absolutely.</p>

<p>yes, i would. especially if it’s my science teacher.</p>

83

<p>“yes!!! that’s so easy!! then i’d just run away if it started to cry”</p>

<p>Hahah eastafrobeauty, that was funny :P</p>

<p>Would you defer for a year and spend it in a third-world-country slum if it meant getting admitted to your dream school?</p>

84

<p>Ummm… probably no.</p>

<p>Would you go without coffee for all of highschool to get into your dream college?</p>

85

<p>definitely [even though i’m an addict]</p>

<p>would you go without any gifts for anything for a decade?</p>

86

<p>Ugh that’d be hard but I would!</p>

<p>Would you walk naked across the stage at gradution?</p>

87

<p>sure. there is no stage for my school’s graduation ;)</p>

<p>would you vow [and keep your vow] to never have children of your own?</p>

88

<p>Nah. I want kids.</p>

<p>Would you room with a psycho cokehead if that’s what it took to get admitted to your dream college?</p>

89

<p>Of course I would!!! My sister’s old neighbor In Worcester (near Boston) was a crackhead!!! But he seemed harmless!! Even though he was crazy and had supermarket carts, random gnomes, orange road cones on his lawn & a door on the top of his house!!! lol!!! (im completely serious!!!).</p>

<p>would you smack your teacher’s ass and make a sizzle or hah or dayumm!!! sound after?</p>

90

<p>Hahahahahahaha.</p>

<p>If it meant getting accepted to Yale… then yes, I’m pretty sure I would haha.</p>

<p>Would you accept 50 lashes to the back (with a whip) if it meant getting into your dream college?</p>

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<p>Why not!!! If I went back to Somalia I’d probably get lashed more than that for wearing pants!! PLUS i’ve been belted so many times back in the day <em>sighs</em> good times…so I think I would be able to bear it…!!!</p>

<p>Would you dance on the top of your lunch table like a dirty pirate hooker?</p>

92

<p>Of course! That sounds fun :]</p>

<p>Would youuu walk across burning coals for approx. 1 minute?</p>

93

<p>no i wouldn’t i have sensitive feet…</p>

<p>would anyone drink elephant poop juice like bear grilz on man v wild?</p>

94

<p>…No.</p>

<p>Hahahah. Would you beat up an innocent animal if it meant getting an acceptance letter from your dream school?</p>

95

<p>Yes. I would.</p>

<p>For guys and trannies, would you chop your own dick off?</p>

96

<p>absolutely not. it is a negation of my identity, a sacrificial disaster, and just really not worth it.</p>

97

<p>^I completely agree. Who would do that? You’re basically denouncing your manhood and thus becoming unworthy of respect and dignity. Lolz</p>

<p>Would you change you legal name to ‘Maboob Ijiliazi’ if it meant getting accpeted to your dream school?</p>

98

<p>Nahhh. But I wouldn’t mind changing my name to something like Hugh Wang for a while :D</p>

<p>would you come to school dressed up like a prostitute along with 6 inch GOGO boots (like this one!! please click!!!:<a href=“http://m2mmyclub.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/07/gogo-boots.jpg[/url]”>http://m2mmyclub.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/07/gogo-boots.jpg&lt;/a&gt;) + fish net stockings…?</p>

99

<p>Umm most definitely not lol.</p>

<p>Would you become a prostitute for <em>one week</em> if it meant you’d get admitted to your dream college?</p>

100

<p>Sure, no girl is loony enough to pay to sleep with me.</p>

<p>Would you have the same meal 3 times a day for a year?</p>