<p>Make it rain</p>
<p>= Chevy Volt</p>
<p>Can I wait though? Getting a million now would cost me about $60k in financial aid.</p>
<p>$500,000 - mj and a hundred thousand swishers
$150,000 - audi R8
$50,000 - hookers and blow
$300,000 - a house</p>
<p>That’s all I need baby</p>
<p>$500,000 invest in stocks
$200,000 save for college
$150,000 buy a piece of land in the mountains
$100,000 buy a slave
$50,000 shopping</p>
<p>Omg I’d buy so much clothes it wouldn’t even be funny. I’m talking Neimans, Saks, Barneys…I’m drooling.</p>
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<p>You are serious, or you have poor humor delivery.</p>
<p>^I prefer indentured servant</p>
<p>I forgot to add that I wanted to save money for college! That will go under my remaining 1/4:)</p>
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<li>Save enough for college </li>
<li>Charity </li>
<li><p>House</p></li>
<li><p>The rest goes to a CD, where I plan on living off the interest.</p></li>
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<p>^ since the feds slashed interest rates to accommodate the failures who can’t pay their mortgages, the highest rate you could possibly find is 1.5% compounding daily…if 500k goes to the house and college, enjoy living on your 7500 dollars a year in interest.</p>
<p>lol, i love destroying people’s poorly conceived aspirations</p>
<p>Save/invest it…</p>
<p>Definitely put it all in the stock market which is about to explode.</p>
<p>Which part of the stock market is about to explode?</p>
<p>^^ Do you know what you’re talking about, or are you just assuming that the US market always magically rebounds? Because during past recessions, China and India were never this strong. They’re big now and they’re not going anywhere. And the recession revealed a lot of our weaknesses. We have a ****ton of paper pushers and not nearly as much real industry, which is the backbone of any strong economy.</p>
<p>Move to Beijing and live like royalty.</p>
<p>$200,000 : College (Probably won’t use it all)
$250,000 : Med School
$005,000 : Bribe school board and teachers to change ma’ bad grades (Bs -_-) to As
$001,000 : Books
$001,000 : New wardrobe
$543,000 : Don’t know yet.</p>
<p>I’d probably spend it all on lottery tickets</p>
<p>College - $200,000
Medical School - $225,000 (Guesstimate?)
White Audi R8 - $115,000 (theReach, you have very nice taste in cars!)
Stocks - $50,000
Shopping - $10,000</p>
<p>I can’t imagine spending over $50,000 shopping… that’s a lot of clothes! </p>
<p>I’d give a lot to my family and to charity. I’d buy my parents a nice house in the Philippines next to the beach. 
And I wouldn’t know what to do with the rest. Save it most likely…</p>
<p>Bentley Continental GT (Black)
Mercedes S (Black)
Mercedes CLS (Black)
Audi R8 (Black)
Ferrari 348 GTS (Red)</p>
<p>That should leave me around $700K to put towards a house in Colorado.</p>
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<p>Haha, my post was a joke post, but its true I would definitely buy an R8 with the money. :)</p>