<p>60% to charity/town
35% to family/friends/relatives
5% for me </p>
<p>=D</p>
<p>yeah i got bored. wow you guys are so unimaginative! i mean comon duh if this was real i would donate to the poor etc. i was just looking for the most ludicrous ideas to provide entertainment. ugh. im gonna go look at the chances threads, theres more fun to be found there...</p>
<p>buy a bag of weed and some coke...
buy an island</p>
<p>get some friends ova and parttty</p>
<p>Shark bite... you should take a BITE out of crime! Like Mcgruff the crime dog.</p>
<p>WE're just all charitable and generous people. You should appreciate our kindness, and wish that there were more people like us in the world, and not just a bunch of rappers getting *****es and hos along with their escalades and bling.</p>
<p>Well, I would have to be honest, I would keep it all. No one is touching my cash.</p>
<p>why would you donate it?
use it for good, not evil.</p>
<p>friends and family not retards and blacks.</p>
<p>YEAH! Gospy keeping it real</p>
<p>Im greedy scum too so i'd pretty much keep it all and spend it on pretty much useless stuff which in a couple years will be outdated and I will then proceed to purchase the newer model :)</p>
<p>And ummm I would buy Harvard and Paris Hilton. Yeah thats right! just for the hell of it hahahaha</p>
<p>i would donate it to the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too</p>
<p>Firstly, I'd still go to school even if I had a ton of money. Having a ton of money would just put the pressure off of trying to find out to make any money. </p>
<p>With that said, I'd take enough money to live reasonably well, and make sure my close family and friends also have enough means. Everything else would go to full scholarships for kids from third world countries.</p>
<p>wrathofgod, that's an awesome idea, ha.</p>
<p>I'll form a foundation named after myself and give the money to super scientists and peace people and economitc people so that it'll eventually become more prestigious than the nobel prize.</p>
<p>take the money, finish Harvard, go to Harvard business school (pay my way in, of course), go to Harvard Law, get my MBA/JD, pursue my biggest dream of going into investment banking, make more money, fire Bill Gates, buy all of Manhattan (9 million tenants, yay-give Donald Trump a run for his money) buy all of long island, buy out Citigroup, MorganStanley, JP Morgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Etc. and become a financial tycoon, donate a couple hundred million to UNICEF (nobody cares about the poor starving children-then I will), live in a 5-floor, 40000 sq ft penthouse (8 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms, walls of windows, panoramic views of the Hudson, 2 elevators) in the Upper West Side of New York, buy an obscenely expensive luxury car to drive around, buy a Maybach stretch limo for long trips(or get one custom made), buy a couple luxury private jets, build and invest in a nonprofit consulting company and raise money for college scholarships, found a University in my name-tuition: FREE (will be funded from my financial empire-remember, I now own all of the Greater NY Metro area including Manhattan), found a business school that beats Wharton, Harvard, buy out the Trump Organization (Trump Towers, Trump National Golf courses, All the Trump Condos, etc), hire Donald Trump as my exec. assistant, hire Bill Gates back as my other exec. assistant, hire George Bush as the maid, get married to another filthy rich supermodel, retire at 40(occasionally work in my huge investment banking empire) and live in a lap of luxury like no other (like walls in my huge penthouse condo made of gold and silver), buy all the huge summer mansions in Newport, RI, restore them to their former glory/modernize them to make them livable (modern electronics, modern plumbing, modern fixtures, gold, gold and more gold,walls of glass, hardwood floors, etc) then travel through Europe, buy a townhouse in London, get a 5-floor penthouse loft in SoHo and live between my houses in the Upper West Side and SoHo. </p>
<p>In lamen's terms: finish Harvard, get JD/MBA, acquire all the investment banks, become an investment banking tycoon, then go on a real estate shopping spree.</p>
<p>Oh, and my obscenely expensive car for me to drive for fun and Maybach limo for longer trips will all run on Gasoline-Electric Hybrid Engines, and therefore will get reasonable milage. I would also invest in alternative energy sources.</p>
<p>okayyyy...the most absurd thing I'd do wi/ all that money is pretend I'm a squirrel, bury it all, mark each spot with a nice little pile of dirt, fail to notice that a gopher lives in the immediate vicinity, come back after a couple days and freak out because there are nice little piles of dirt everywhere now, get chased by a boy squirrel all hopped up on spring squirrel hormones, run out in front of a car, cause it to swerve into the area where all my money is buried, and laugh uncontrollably when the car accidentally takes out the gopher....</p>
<p>and I just realized that I went from pretending to be a squirrel to actually being one...hopefully I never become that insanely rich because obviously, I will lose all semblances of sanity :D</p>
<p>Yes! Geiko!</p>
<p>I, for one, am all for philanthropy. But Carnegie didn't give back until he passed his prime years, so I'll follow his example. :)</p>
<p>I plan to found a university. Or buy one out and make it 10 times better than Harvard. Then I'll hire all the employees of all the big corporations so they can no longer function and I'll be ten times bigger than Walmart (but without the immorality) ever was so I can run the country. And it won't be a bad thing (as opposed to corporations running everything) because I'm a good person at heart and won't be driven into unethical behavior through competition since there won't be any.</p>
<p>Okay - Let's get imaginative.</p>
<p>I'd start a huge research project on brain transplantation. When I die, I'll be frozen and when the project is done, scientists will take my brain and place it in another body's head so that I can repeat this process and be immortal. Then I'll take all my money and wrap Mars in a net so I can pull it to a distance much like Earth's. That way, it'll support life.</p>
<p>I'll have my own private planet with settlers from Earth. Then I'll make a device that increases my size, so I'll grow so big, that the universe will become a particle of dust on my shoe. </p>
<p>Then I'll wake up and groan as I have to stand outside in the winter for 10 minutes waiting for the bus to take me to school. =/</p>
<p>I would buy Haier Group...and watch my investments octuple in three years.
Then I would buy pieces of Shanghai until I eventually owned the city, from where I could control the Chinese government (which practically lives off of it) and hence bring in some real democracy after I roughed up their financial situation.</p>
<p>First thing is first, i'd keep like 25% stashed away somewhere, not the bank though i don't trust those Bast***s. I'd find a cool indie rock band and help them launch their career, until mtv gets to them then i'll drop them. I'd go to every place in the world, donate money to my east los people ! Then invest a small portion to whatever is left, to a major coporation and watch it double in size. :)</p>
<p>I don't know. I wouldn't take the money that I didn't work hard for it. :] I don't want to get karma.</p>