What you would say to teachers if you could

<p>If you could say ANYTHING to any teacher and not get into trouble what would you say?</p>

<p>Brush your teeth, don't spit when you talk, don't be such an ******* (as in, try to be nice for once)...</p>

<p>I forgot that CC censors...</p>

<p>**<em>*= A</em><em>H</em>le</p>

<p>To my art teacher: I'm pretty damn sure I'm in love with you.
(he's 24...and his art absolutely blows my mind)</p>

<p>To my physics teachers: You remind me of a rapist...</p>

<p>^ Lovely.</p>

<p>In general: I can honestly say you are the stupidest person I have ever met. (But I mean that in the nicest way possible.) Wait, no I don't.</p>

<p>ahha ^. in fifth grade we had to write a letter to all our teachers saying goodbye...my history teacher was absolutely crazy, would write notes on like 4 blackboards and then read a magazine. anyway, when I wrote my letter to her...
"I really do hope that the current 4th graders get a really great 5th grade history teacher. Oh wait, you'll still be here-never mind."</p>

<p>sorry, nobody likes you. go drive over a cliff and help us save countless future generations of children from institutional suffering.</p>

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sorry, nobody likes you. go drive over a cliff and help us save countless future generations of children from institutional suffering.

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Genius. But mine's better :D</p>

<p>I've said all that I had wanted to say.</p>

<p>ap chem teacher: YOU CANT TEACH! GET THAT THROUGH UR THICK HEAD!
ap world teacher from last year: ur an @$$, i hate u, u made me get a lower grade on the ap test cuz i followed what u said. stop teaching and find another school where stupidy is their number one focus cuz you would be perfect</p>

<p>take me now. </p>

<p>haha, no, I'm serious</p>

<p><a href="mailto:LOL@me.duh">LOL@me.duh</a>
I would do the same.</p>

<p>"Your eyes are just gorgeous. Your smile drives me crazy. Now dump your girlfriend and marry me." To my American History teacher..he's 24 as well. & GORGEOUS & just about the most intelligent person I've ever met.</p>

<p>Although I really dislike my AP Bio teacher, I would feel horrible saying something mean to her, lol. She already thinks I talk back to her in class when she tells me that I'm disrupting others around me. I just tell her that if that were true they would tell me to shut up. But no one ever tells me to shut up, they're usually talking TO me. She just doesn't like me because I flat out told her I hated Bio, lol. I felt horrible when she wrote on my progress report that she would like to "rekindle student's interest in science". It's just too bad that's not going to happen :)</p>

<p>Biology (last year): You may have lost weight, but you're still fat. Just because you're not as fat as you used to be doesn't mean that you're thin. Stop with the miniskirts. Stop with the tight shirts. Stop with the "oh, I dropped my pencil! whoops!" And the sarcasm. I understand you constantly attacking me, the ditzy funny loud girl, but why would you shoot down the loser kids? They're probably going to cut themselves, thanks to you. Who gets pleasure from that?</p>

<p>wow they're all either derogatory or about love</p>

<p>i'd say: thank you</p>

<p>Hm, everyone's personal thoughts are all about sex and aggression, which, if you've taken psych, proves Freud's theory about the "Id."</p>

<p>Speaking of which, to my psych teacher: STOP telling us the SAME jokes over and OVER again.</p>

<p>And to the hot history teacher in the hallway: Teach me . . . . ;)</p>

<p>a778999, there are a few teachers I would say extremely positive things to..and I've already said it to them. </p>

<p>For example, my Italian teacher:
You are amazing. You've inspired me so much, and thanks to you I've found my true passion in life. You are just about the most intelligent person I know. Your random laughs and facts keep me going sometimes. </p>

<p>That woman is just great. She's taught me so much! I owe a lot to her. She's opened up so many doors for me..it's crazy. I don't know what I would've done without her.</p>

<p>To all teachers: Some of you deserve to be more than teachers :)</p>

<p>i agree with socks...</p>

<p>hm...interesting. where are all these good teachers coming from...we seem to have a severe dearth of them at my school.</p>