<p>^ Why did they start beating up the P.E. teacher? o_O</p>
<p>Last year a loaded gun fell out of this kid’s locker; people had sex in the stairway; this girl ****ed in the hallway.</p>
<p>Every year, we have about 5 bomb threats.</p>
<p>And fights happen pretty often, pregnancies are common, etc.</p>
<p>Oh, WOW. I just went through the entire thread and it’s weird because the craziest, most scandalous things that ever happen at my school are like small fights and like a couple of kids tying another kid to a pole and kicking his balls…</p>
<p>I mean, i do go to a private school that’s fairly strict with rules, so yeah… </p>
<p>Although apparently there are some kids on hardcore drugs, none have ever been caught or whatever… And as far as i know (and I’ve been at my school since first grade), there has never been a pregnancy… And sure there have been car crashes, but unrelated to school stuff.</p>
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<p>Edit: Oooh! I finally thought of something, hehe.</p>
<p>Some guy dresses up as superman (because he’s in love with a teacher at our school, but she broke up with him) and hands out condoms RIGHT outside (on public property so he couldnt be gotten rid of) school property LOL. My school was seriously spazzing, we had like 3 guards next to him, guiding the students away from him hehe. He was all “safe sex! safe sex!” I don’t remember how it was related to the teacher, but yeah</p>
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<p>Ummm where did he find a goat?</p>
<p>Like 15 years ago, a softball or soccer coach(can’t remember) was caught having sex or forcing sexual requests to like 15 girls. 0.o</p>
<p>“Ummm where did he find a goat?”</p>
<p>At the farm nextdoor. hehe</p>
<p>1) The boys always streak on a particular day every year. Well my freshman year, they hid their clothes behind a bush and another guy was supposed to pick them up and drive them off (so they don’t get caught and get detention). The clothes were stolen, the guy forgot to pick them up, so basically during lunch 9 naked guys were running around while a PE teacher and a Dean were chasing after them in golf carts. It was hysterical.
2) A couple (a junior and a senior) was found having sex in a car in the parking lot, right after school. The best part? They were found by the priest who is the Dean of the school and a cop.</p>
<p>this guy hurled a chair out the cafeteria window today, because he was really ****ed that his girlfriend broke up with him. he does randomly burst out into violent anger, so we were just like, “oh typical behavior for him”</p>
<p>…his ex is getting a restraining order.</p>
<p>Freshman year, right before 1st period everyone was instructed to go to the evacuation field beacause a bomb was found in front of the main office.
We got to stand on the field…in the rain…for 5 hours while the FBI, bomb squad etc did a sweep of the school
then school buses picked us up, and brough all students to a nearby middle school, where we were picked up
pretty crazy.
Then we also got locked down when a kid brought a gun to school (columbine anniversary)</p>
<p>Oh, I forgot one. </p>
<p>This past semester guess what was found in the corner of our wresteling room!</p>
<p>None other than human feces. It’s bad enough everyone jokes around that you can get AIDS from just going in there, but now the probablity is actually kind of there.</p>
<p>It just left me with a few questions…</p>
<p>Who was with him/her?
Was it a bet?
What inspired him/her to drop their pants in the corner and let loose?
Why the wresteling room? Why not make a bigger shock, go for the hall or cafeteria?</p>
<p>I’ve wondered since…</p>
<p>A huge riot!!!</p>
<p>No kidding. It was about three years ago.</p>
<p>My history teacher accused a boy in my class of sexually harrasing her, she thought he said something about her boobs, but he didn’t (i know because I was sitting next to him). He got in BIG trouble, and nobody believed him when he said he didn’t</p>
<p>my freshman year a group of boys lets off some fireworks on each floor of the school ( its 3 floors)</p>
<p>a couple of days ago a man walked in2 r school w/ 1 house shoes and 1 tennis shoe on. He told security that he was the baseball coach when he got caught in 1 of the locker rooms b/c he was screaming, then he tried to bite the real baseball coach</p>
<p>lmao</p>
<p>Some background:</p>
<p>My school has an insanely liberal philosophy on absences. Any absence can be made up by turning in a doctor’s note (even if it’s months later). It can be forged, from a podiatrist, the chiropractor, or your parent; if you turn it in and it looks kind of like a doctors note the absence is excused.</p>
<p>So…</p>
<p>The seniors at my school thought this philosophy would also apply to being able to bribe their way out of absences. One enterprising student set up a Facebook cause whereby he claimed that school policy would excuse 1 absence for every $30 donated to this cause. Needless to say, everyone donated. And within 48 hours of this happening, CNN called the school. The **** hit the fan and everyone loved it.</p>
<p>Oh, another one…</p>
<p>My school also managed to screw up the lunches. For juniors and seniors, the earliest lunch has 80 students, the middle one has 450 and the last one has 620. The cafeteria only holds 450, so the last lunch gets pretty insane. </p>
<p>So…one day 2 kids were in a fight during said lunch. One of the gym teachers comes over to break it up. This guy is easily 65 years old but he’s a tank, and he was a former college basketball coach. He’s intimidating. Kid one grabs a chair and throws it at kid two. The gym teacher is standing near kid one. Kid two GRABS THE CHAIR BY THE LEGS OUT OF MIDAIR, and flings it back. Gym teacher down, out for the year, and we’re pretty sure he’s retiring…and this was September.</p>
<p>They found skeletons under the school during some construction. Also, we put a live whale in the hall way for a senior prank.</p>
<p>OMGGGGG Last year, there was this MASSIVE battle of the races, and it ended up on the news (whites vs. blacks.)</p>
<p>It was the middle of lunch, and I’m not sure what was going on, but like 4 tables all stood up. Two of my friends and myself walked over, and there was this ghetto black girl freaking out on this white guy. The room was getting quiet, and everyone was crowding around. The black chick was screaming at the top of her lungs “…and she said u was sellin’ out wit shamqueesha, and lafanda don’t play dat **** and her friend tevaugn is gonna **** you up…” and so on, and the whole time the white guy was just traumatized, staring at the floor.
Then this massive herd of black girls came yelling down the stairs and two of them started fighting. Administrators came over to stop the fight, but a white male student jumped in on the brawl for no apparent reason when the administrator tried to break up the black girl fight.
It got really quiet, and all the black kids were just standing over on the opposite side of the cafeteria, while the white kids sat in their tables and stood against the wall.
Then this huge black girl fight started up, and a white girl got the **** beaten out of her by a black boy. The black girls were coming from every direction and it was really loud. A few white kids tried to join in but they all whimped out.
There was a huge brawl for like 40 seconds (I know this part is on youtube) and a bunch of white girls were on the floor crying, and all the black girls were stomping and clapping.
Like 7 ambulances came, and 15ish people were injured and needed medical attention. To this day, I do not know why this happened.</p>
<p>^WHOA, ShampooSwallower. What region of the country do you live in?</p>
<p>is it bad i want to see that youtube clip? :0
craziness.</p>
<p>post the link of the youtube video right now or else i will get mad</p>