<p>Saw this in the MIT section. Thought it would be fun.</p>
<p>The original thread (at the MIT section)</p>
<p>"i want to go to Cornell because i heard it was the easiest Ivy League to get into"</p>
<p>I want to cheer on Harvard Hockey at Lynah rink</p>
<p>I hear the gorges are great places to commit suicide!</p>
<p>^hahaha...
"Cornell's rolling decision schools give me an oppurtunity to hear back from them first so I have one Ivy to fall back on while anxiously waiting for the other ones."
lol how horrible would that be if someone actually applied for that reason...</p>
<p>or...
"I hear the girls look like dogs. I wanted to contribute to the diversity factor with my good looks ;)"
lol</p>
<p>"I'm applying here because its the safety ivy."</p>
<p>not so much...</p>
<p>"I had a fee waiver; so why not?"</p>
<p>"The main reason why I want to go to the University of Pennsylvania is..."</p>
<p>"I didn't have to write any new essays"</p>
<p>"I want to go to Cornell College because I loooove Iowa!" lmao</p>
<p>"My parents forced me to apply to Cornell, but I really don't want to go."</p>
<p>on the essay:</p>
<p>6) Topic of your choice:</p>
<p>"Accept me! :P"</p>
<p>or be like if you are a girl, you want to improved the average hot girls in Cornell</p>
<p>or maybe, i just elarned how to spell Cornell, let me spell it again "C-O-R-N-E-L-L"....
no offense by the way...i love Cornell =)</p>
<p>because i love new york</p>
<p>^Haha the sad thing is, a lot of people probably write that.</p>
<p>Corenelle has a picturesque campus. . . blah blah boring stuff.</p>
<p>So yeah, Corenelle.</p>
<p>asking on the interview "is there a difference between Cornell the college and Cornell the university?"</p>
<p>"I couldn't get into Ithaca College, so I'm applying to Cornell"</p>