What's the worst thing you could put on your Cornell application?

<p>...because i attended all Ivy League information sessions, and Cornell's had the most attractive admissions representatives (wink wink)</p>

<p>"I heard Cornell has the best Frat parties and lots of alcohol."</p>

<p>Because you touch yourself at night.</p>

<p>the big apple rocks! there's so much to do in the city!</p>

<p>"...because i attended all Ivy League information sessions, and Cornell's had the most attractive admissions representatives (wink wink)"</p>

<p>hahahaha. that made me laugh! :-D</p>

<p>Chris Cornell is the f___ing man, I figured his school probably is too.</p>

<p>hahaha candidateA...who is that guy? he keeps on showing up when i do searches for the univ.!</p>

<p>lead singer of Audioslave..</p>

<p>Ha, he was the singer/guitarist for Soundgarden and until recently, Audioslave. I'm not really a big fan of his music, but like I say, his school is supposed to be pretty good.</p>

<p>Because I like corn........</p>

<p>In an essay: "...and that's why I've always wanted to attend Stanford."</p>

<p>Because my balls won't sweat as much in frosty Ithaca.</p>

<p>i really like the whole crimson thing...</p>

<p>"I heard when the weather gets really bad, you don't have to go to class!"</p>

<p>Extracurricular activities:</p>

<p>Freelance herb cultivation out of my basement - $10,000/yr</p>

<p>"i wanna go to cornell because i wanna learn how to commit suicide"</p>

<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>

<p>omg kwijiborjt... that's friggin hilarious
and clever!!!!! so brownie points maybe?</p>

<p>Entitle your essay: "Why I Want to go to Harvard/Princeton/Yale/Cornell/UPenn/Dartmouth/Brown/Columbia"</p>

<p>"...because I like New York City."</p>

<p>"I want to go to Cornell because it is a flat campus"</p>