<p>...because i attended all Ivy League information sessions, and Cornell's had the most attractive admissions representatives (wink wink)</p>
<p>"I heard Cornell has the best Frat parties and lots of alcohol."</p>
<p>Because you touch yourself at night.</p>
<p>the big apple rocks! there's so much to do in the city!</p>
<p>"...because i attended all Ivy League information sessions, and Cornell's had the most attractive admissions representatives (wink wink)"</p>
<p>hahahaha. that made me laugh! :-D</p>
<p>Chris Cornell is the f___ing man, I figured his school probably is too.</p>
<p>hahaha candidateA...who is that guy? he keeps on showing up when i do searches for the univ.!</p>
<p>lead singer of Audioslave..</p>
<p>Ha, he was the singer/guitarist for Soundgarden and until recently, Audioslave. I'm not really a big fan of his music, but like I say, his school is supposed to be pretty good.</p>
<p>Because I like corn........</p>
<p>In an essay: "...and that's why I've always wanted to attend Stanford."</p>
<p>Because my balls won't sweat as much in frosty Ithaca.</p>
<p>i really like the whole crimson thing...</p>
<p>"I heard when the weather gets really bad, you don't have to go to class!"</p>
<p>Extracurricular activities:</p>
<p>Freelance herb cultivation out of my basement - $10,000/yr</p>
<p>"i wanna go to cornell because i wanna learn how to commit suicide"</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>omg kwijiborjt... that's friggin hilarious
and clever!!!!! so brownie points maybe?</p>
<p>Entitle your essay: "Why I Want to go to Harvard/Princeton/Yale/Cornell/UPenn/Dartmouth/Brown/Columbia"</p>
<p>"...because I like New York City."</p>
<p>"I want to go to Cornell because it is a flat campus"</p>