<p>I saw this game on a couple of the other Ivy boards, and thought it would be fun to give it a go! It’s pretty self-explanatory, but I’ll get the ball rolling anyway! :)</p>
<p>How about…
“I want to go to Penn because I’m really interested in International Relations and would like to study at the Woodrow Wilson institute - it’s the best ever! I know a lot about the world: London is the capital of England, and we’re friends with Tony Blair 'cos he helped us to get Saddam…oh - and I know where Mauritius is (my 3rd cousin twice removed went there last year. He said it was nice - he had coconuts for breakfast in the hotel for a week! Isn’t that cool?)! Also, my mom comes from Texas and my dad is Canadian, so I’ve been exposed to the international world since I was born! I don’t know much about the UN or anything (all I know is that Koffee Anan is the president), but because of my upbringing it doesn’t really matter, I guess! So, in conclusion, I want to go to Princeton because I think I’m the perfect student for the Woodrow Wilson place, and because my dad says I should!”</p>
<p>I know it’s a little contrived (and a lot stupid haha), but it’s just to get everyone started! :)</p>
<p>I guess I'd like to go to your school, if I live that long....sigh** They say my medication should kick in any time now. But, I've gotta apply somewhere, and the pix online look ok. Hey, do you have cute girls there?</p>
<p>"I dont really want to go to Penn. It smells bad and there are way too many black people there. Black people suck. Penn sucks. Oh well, my parents are making me apply."</p>
<p>"Last night when i was in an "altered state of mind" I had a revelation. I can **** upwards. It was really quite amazing, but after a fifth of vodka and goin on an acid trip, i guess that anythings possible."</p>
<p>"Penn sucks... go Princeton. Hahah, Penn lost to Princeton in football."</p>
<p>"I am applying to Wharton because it is the best business school in the county. I have already cornered the drug market in my school, earning me hundreds of thousands of dollars each year. I hope to use the skills I gain from Wharton to help me expand my drug ring and start selling nation wide"</p>
<p>"Hello (fill in college name here), i was browsing the commonapp and decided to apply to every school that is there. i hope you accept me cause i want to set the record for most acceptances. (and yes my parents are rich, how do you think we are paying for all the application fees lol)"</p>
<p>im a wealthy white male from illinois with a low 30's ACT, SAT under 2200, GPA of 3.84, average EC's, trite and boring essays......oh WAIT thats me DARNIT</p>
I know a lot about the world: London is the capital of England, and we’re friends with Tony Blair 'cos he helped us to get Saddam…oh - and I know where Mauritius is (my 3rd cousin twice removed went there last year. He said it was nice - he had coconuts for breakfast in the hotel for a week! Isn’t that cool?)! Also, my mom comes from Texas and my dad is Canadian, so I’ve been exposed to the international world since I was born! I don’t know much about the UN or anything (all I know is that Koffee Anan is the president), but because of my upbringing it doesn’t really matter, I guess! So, in conclusion, I want to go to Princeton because I think I’m the perfect student for the Woodrow Wilson place, and because my dad says I should!”</p>
haha), but it’s just to get everyone started! :)</p>