What's the worst thing you could put on your Princeton application?

<p>I copied this from the MIT board. So what do you think would be the worst thing you could put on your Princeton application?</p>

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<li>murder....and then suing the family of the person you just killed</li>
<li>community service... you get rid of the disabled, the old, and the poor.</li>
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<p>there are a lot of things that should never put in your application.</p>

<p>I would like to go to Yale because ...</p>

<p>OMG i almost did something like that! I copied one of my Princeton essays onto my Stanford app, and I forgot to change the word Princeton to Stanford... I just caught it at the last moment... whew</p>

<p>I remember in an information session, the guy told everyone that if you put, in very small writing, in the corner of your app, "I really don't want to go to Princeton, but my parents are forcing me to apply", they will honor your request.</p>

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<li><p>I've always wanted to go to school in Massacusettes</p></li>
<li><p>I'm drawn to the opportunity to interact with the huge graduate population.</p></li>
<li><p>Suburban police are much slower than Urban police, which makes my night-life much easier</p></li>
<li><p>I heard the food at the eating clubs is really great, which is good since I intend to pursue my lifelong dream of being the world's fattest man.</p></li>
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<p>Dear (name of someone from admission office)
I slept with ur daughter last night. It was really great. Ask your daughter. BTW, Do u guys consider Sex as an EC? I have sent the sex tape with ur daughter as the supplement material....Hope I get into Princeton..I would love to hump ur daughter there..</p>

<p>lol, sailesh:)</p>

<p>in the favorites section: my favorite web site is <a href="http://www.harvard.edu%5B/url%5D"&gt;www.harvard.edu&lt;/a>
.... although that might actually help, at least for ED....</p>

<p>lmao!!!!</p>

<p>try <em>I hate princeton with all my life, I do not even know why I bothered....</em></p>

<p>that would do the trick...</p>

<p>Have you ever been convicted of a misdemeanor, felony, or other crime? Yes
If you answered yes, please explain: Theft; possession of illegal drugs; driving without a license under the influence of illegal drugs; manslaughter.</p>

<p>Under favorite book: How they got into Harvard
For the essay: The way Stanford and Harvard helped to create Google and Microsoft and their influence on modern society
Three words your friends would use to describe you: Idiot, Moron, Imbecile
ECs: Smuggling prostitutes across the border
.... I think with those things Princeton would be kind of a reach for you</p>

<p>I think there is one correct answer to guarantee refusal of admissions. </p>

<p>Nothing</p>

<p>thats tru!! just donty put anything on your application.... No essay no ec, no gpa, dont send SAT scores, no transcripts, no recs....l etc. </p>

<p>And make sure you do not contact them in any way...</p>

<p>For favorite quote, from the movie "Outlaw Josie Wales":<br>
"Don't **** down my back and tell me its rainin'!"</p>

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For favorite quote, from the movie "Outlaw Josie Wales":
"Don't **** down my back and tell me its rainin'!"

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<p>LMAO
I love that.</p>

<p>haha. Of course, for favorite movie, I would put Spinal Tap.</p>

<p>lol for favorite recording someone should have put...</p>

<p>The CD: Ballads For Bounded Bondaged Bit**** by G<em>n</em>rrh<em>a Pu</em>*y</p>

<p>haha I hope I don't get banned for typing that...I starred it all out!!!</p>

<p>Any thoughts as to why Princeton asks for those random things? Do any other colleges? What do they really care about your favorite movie, website, etc?</p>

<p>I think its because princeton is highly interested in the personality of their applicants. Although I dont think what you put on there will get you in or out. Its just so the adcoms can put your application in perspective with your personality.</p>