What's up with the squirrels?

<p>Seriously, what's wrong with the squirrels at Princeton?</p>

<p>Nothing. They’re nice and lean from so much exercise. The ones I’m used to on the West Coast are all fat from lounging around all day. It’s nice seeing active, fit squirrels.</p>

<p>they are crazy!! the behave like they´re the kings and queens of princeton´s shady alleys- and they kinda are ^^</p>

<p>Yeah, the squirrels here don’t mess around. They’re cool, though. I always find myself just watching them on my way to class.</p>

<p>hey peyton, how do you like Princeton? Let me know any surprises or things you have been pleased with since you got there-I would love to hear your perspective.
Thanks!</p>

<p>those squirrels are going down</p>

<p>@op the nice little fuzzy black squirrels or do you mean the ADHD kinda squirrel?</p>

<p>oh i love princeton’s black squirrels.</p>

<p>One of the black squirrels stole a cookie from right in front of me during Princeton Preview weekend back in April… it was such a delicious cookie too…</p>

<p>They are crazy! People are afraid of the squirrels here, not the other way around. No exaggeration…</p>

<p>Okay, maybe a little exaggeration. But they are scary sometimes.</p>

<p>The evil kind.</p>

<p>I, for one, think that the squirrels are vile. Back in freshman year, one of them singlehandedly managed to terrorise my suite of nine girls and two public safety officers with brooms, all in an afternoon’s work.</p>

<p>Then, in sophomore year, I woke up one morning to find a hole in the screen and a squirrel perched on my window sill, watching me sleep and plotting my destruction.</p>

<p>AND one of my Italian professors agrees that they are conspiring to take over the world. If a professor says it, it MUST be true.</p>

<p>In conclusion, the squirrels are a menace.</p>