<p>I am plagued with awkwardness in my life, but so far my embarrassing moments haven't been too bad. Probably the worst thing that has happened recently was:</p>
<p>I was at my friend's birthday celebration at a hotel, and a whole bunch of us were waiting outside. Anyway, I was standing behind my friend who's REALLY REALLY ticklish. Like when you tickle her she SCREAMS; it's hilarious.</p>
<p>So, I grab her waist and tickle her like crazy. She turns around and it's actually some random middle-aged Asian woman.</p>
<p>Gawwwddd, I could feel my face burning and I thought she was gonna accuse me of molesting her (I'm a guy). :o</p>