<p>well, i’m off to college in the fall 
i’m currently debating whether i’m going to major in secondary education and become a teacher which was the plan from the beginning, or animal biology.
after i graduate, get a good job. marry, have kids, and live a good life :]</p>
<p>Just going to go with da flow brahhhhh, ya dig? HAAAAAAAAYYYY</p>
<p>create a strain of zombies (mine are better/scarier in every way than typical zombies) and destroy the world</p>
<p>Destroying the world is so pointless. May as well just kill yourself.</p>
<p>^ after killing everyone else in spectacular ways… you don’t want to be lonely in hell</p>
<p>B.S. in Astrophysics from Rice
Get a motorcycle
Build a 44’ wooden yacht or so
Put said motorcycle on the yacht
Go to sea for five years and land in various ports around the world
Go back to America and start a Ph.D. in Planetary Science
Work for NASA for a bit
Fall in love
Go to sea again
Get married, on my boat
Fight pirates
Die</p>
<p>Not necessarily in that order</p>
<p>To learn, live, and love.</p>
<p>hmmm… i want to go to my state school, incur very little debt. go to yale/stanford for med school, or NYU for law (i’m still deciding which one’s best for me), become a psychiatrist(or represent victims in abuse cases). somewhere along this i’ll work part-time to try pay off my enormous loans, start investing in the market so that by the time i’m seventy I can have a very good “nest egg”. I will also live in london, seatle, and new york then finally setlle in boston or philadelphia and maybe by then i’ll have married and had kids. </p>
<p>seems a little boring though…maybe i will become stuck in the suburbs like my parents… horrifyingly enough, that doesn’t sound so bad. ick.</p>
<p>Stony Brook University
Linguistics/Psychology Major
Study abroad in Switzerland Jr. Year
Get TOESL certification</p>
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<p>Peace Corps - 2 years
Teaching English</p>
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<p>Graduate school </p>
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<p>Apply for gov’t job at DOD, FBI, or CIA.</p>
<p>Be successful on whatever I do,
Buy a nice apartment in the city with a great view & country house, hopefully one in South Hampton near the beach and one in Vermont for winter.
Adopt a kid.
Donate a ton to organizations for orphans and unprivileged children.</p>
<p>I really need to become successful for all that.</p>
<p>to procreate.</p>
<p>Go to William and Mary > Med School (hopefully UVA Med) > Radiology residency > Maybe a fellowship in Interventional Radiology.</p>
<p>Sweet huh?</p>
<p>Go to Barnard and major in education/history, take a break and do peacecorps/americorps, work as a history teacher while getting a PHD in education, have three kids with my gorgeous humanitarian/Johnny Depp look alike husband, train my children to become corporate raiders, and then live off the proceeds.</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>marry rich</p>
<p>We are all too clich</p>