Where the heck do you put your hands when you're standing?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>This is probably the most important part of social interaction.</p>

<p>You're standing. Maybe your listening to someone. Are your hands crossed? Wait, no, no, no, that would make you appear aggressive. Oh! Your hands should be in your pockets! Oh, that makes you look like trying too hard. Maybe behind you with one of your hands on the wrist? Nah, too awkward. hands on your side? Meh...</p>

<p>with a backpack, I hang onto the straps, OK, but what about in a neutral posture?</p>

<p>Someone enlighten me with this dilemma. Please. Thanks.</p>

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<p>Umm…I just put then where they feel like going naturally. Usually that’s on my hips or behind my back. I think you’re thinking about it too much. Lol.</p>

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<p>I put them in my butt</p>

<p>(in all seriousness, I usually keep em in my pockets or I just hang em at my sides)</p>

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<p>Whenever I’m walking around I always keep something in my hand or put my hands on my backpack, so I don’t look overly awkward.</p>

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<p>i put my hands on my cawk, then i start fapping</p>

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<p>@ Bry: Dude, this is serious matter and requires deep thinking . People will label someone a loser if they show any signs of awkwardness</p>

<p>@MattNC: nice! I think I will carry a water bottle everyday at school so people think I’m healthy but one of those guys who believes bottled water>tap water. heck, maybe I’ll even get laid with this method.</p>

<p>Btw I forgot, how do you quote? The @ takes forever to find…</p>

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<p>Only on HSL…</p>

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<p>Thanks, couldn’t find it on the FAQ.</p>

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<p>Would this cause a banhammer to fall upon your head? Is there page that lists the what do’s and not’s?</p>

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<p>Masturbating in public, while awkward, will not get you banned from CC.</p>

<p>Good chance you’ll be put on the sex offenders registry though.</p>

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Did I miss something?</p>

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<p>this is why i love forums.</p>

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<p>No man, it’s all common sense! I don’t know how you were raised, but hand position, is very, very important in society.</p>

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<p>Mission accomplished !!</p>

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<p>To your side?.</p>

<p>How is this a serious matter? Is this sarcastic?</p>

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<p>One hand is always in my pocket the other is either: giving a high five, flicking a cigarette, giving the peace sign, playing a piano, or hailing a taxi cab.</p>

<p>;)</p>

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<p>Indecent exposure likely. I do hope that he keeps his pants on in order to not be arrested.</p>

<p>On topic… Well, you could just hug them randomly while they’re talking to you. And place your hands on their butt. unlike tikiman.</p>

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<p>put your thumb in your mouth and suck it. your other arm should be at your side of course</p>

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<p>OMG Thank you so much!!! I literally never know what to do with my hands: is akimbo too weird for a male to do? Is crossed too mean looking? If they hang at my sides are they too limp? Is clasping them impolite?? Who knows???</p>

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<p>I keep one hand in my mouth usually, though it can get a little hard to talk. My other hand is always trying to get something out of my eye or at least pretending to.</p>

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<p>I like to play patty cake</p>