<p>TERRACE: Well, some of my best friends were/are
Terrans, so you're in good company. Sure, a few of your members have "more alternative than thou"
attitudes and you eat at prison-style tables, but,
on the other hand, you let hordes of people eat
there for free and you know how to throw a damn good drag ball. Don't ever change, Terrans. Don't ever change.</p>
<p>IVY: With your money and your connections, you will go far. Just don't blow it all on account of your coke habit or by spending too much of your time taking online quizzes. (Or by looking down on anyone who doesn't make six figures. Remember the little people!)</p>
<p>COTTAGE: Miss Cleo says that you will marry another Cottage alum, also from wealthy Southern stock, and together you will bear a gaggle of golden-haired children.</p>
<p>QUAD: I'm told that Quad had record sign-in numbers this year, so all of this may be moot. But , in my day, there were about twelve people in all of Quad, most of whom, if asked, would deny their association with the Club. One Quaddie went as far as to use "I'm in Ivy" as a pick-up line. And, while times may have changed over at Quad, "Ivy-Quad Boy" will live on in our collective consciousnesses forever.</p>
<p>CHARTER: Ah, you're in good company. Yes, it's
true: I, too, was a member of Charter. You clearly belong to the best, and the most beautiful, club on the Street. (With the best food no less!) Well worth the walk. And, whether you're a part of the majority of the club, which spends most of its time in the Equad, or one of the club's regular pong players, you will go far in life.</p>
<p>COLONIAL: In my day Colonialwas fairly nondescript. You held a lot of theme
parties. Hordes of freshmen hung out there. Then there was a random Forbes/frat Colonial takeover, and, now, I'm told, Colonial is populated mostly by club sports jocks. What is my point? Well, I don't really have one.</p>
<p>CLOISTER: Here's what I know about people from Cloister: You're either on the swim team or the diving team or the crew team. Anything having to do with water, really. And you have an alleged "rivalry" with Charter, which I don't think most of the people from either of the clubs know about. At least, I certainly didn't, and I was in Charter. (P.S.: Reinstate the hot tub, if you haven't already.)</p>
<p>How on earth did I get the jock eating club?!</p>
<p>QUAD: I'm told that Quad had record sign-in numbers this year, so all of this may be moot. But , in my day, there were about twelve people in all of Quad, most of whom, if asked, would deny their association with the Club. One Quaddie went as far as to use "I'm in Ivy" as a pick-up line. And, while times may have changed over at Quad, "Ivy-Quad Boy" will live on in our collective consciousnesses forever. </p>
<p>IVY: With your money and your connections, you will go far. Just don't blow it all on account of your coke habit or by spending too much of your time taking online quizzes. (Or by looking down on anyone who doesn't make six figures. Remember the little people!)</p>
<p>COTTAGE: Miss Cleo says that you will marry another Cottage alum, also from wealthy Southern stock, and together you will bear a gaggle of golden-haired children.</p>