White House Internship

<p>I am glad to see an older person on here, Itinerant. I started feeling old with all this freshman in college talk…</p>

<p>I would take a bullet for the dog’s right testicle if they’d let me be an intern.</p>

<p>I AM THE WHITE HOUSE INTERN PROSPECT FREAKOUT PRESS SECRETARY AND I JUST STATED I WOULD RISK MY LIFE TO GUARD A DOGS NUTS, YES MY LIFE IS REALLY THAT SAD, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.</p>

<p>haha, here is how we stand now</p>

<p>President–GeorgeDubyaPutin
VP—AwesomePossum
Sec. of State–Prospie
Chief of Staff–AJFXW
Press Secretary–nupenupeyoo
WH Comm. Director: KT710
Natl Security Advisor—Itinerant_Envoy</p>

<p>hahah but what the heck, we dont even have a Sec. of Defense! shows us how Liberal we are to actually forget about Defense, lol</p>

<p>and back to the real world…haha lol</p>

<p>and with that we all know our roles and will go back to being miserable and talking about rumors we hear about the internship :P</p>

<p>We won’t need defense. UNYIELDING HOPE KNOWS NO ENEMIES!!!</p>

<p>I AM THE WHITE HOUSE INTERN FREAK OUT PRESS SECRETARY, WHO IS WILLING TO RISK THE SECURITY OF MY ONLINE THREAD COMMUNITY IN THE NAME OF HOPE, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.</p>

<p>Wow… i just laughed out loud, nupenupeyoo, and I don’t think you understand how hard it is to get me to laugh at a tv or computer. </p>

<p>Maybe it’s because I can relate to that statement? I would clean the crud out of that dog’s eyes in the morning, sleep in a tent outside, clean up poop, be the dogbodyguard, AND take TWO bullets for either testicle! (dear Lord, please have my crudeness on this forum not affect my chances)</p>

<p>amen miss VP lol</p>

<p>just kinda scared we dont have a sec. defense lol jk</p>

<p>Yeah- has anyone heard any new ones? As much as i’ve tried to steer clear of holding onto any unconfirmed information, i’ve kind of conned myself into thinking I might have missed out on a phone interview because the newspaper office I work in at school is pretty much a dungeon of no cell phone reception. I can still dream, right?</p>

<p>well well well</p>

<p>it seems like NUPENUPENYOO was the right person for the job of Press Sec…</p>

<p>they repeat things over and over, hahahaha lol</p>

<p>Now back to obsessing about this situation, was anyone told that people would be notified by phone calls or email?</p>

<p>presjam03</p>

<p>not that i can recall. i remember reading about how not all Bush interns got a call, etc</p>

<p>presjam03- I believe if you look farther back someone got in contact with a real person on the phone today. They didn’t really confirm or deny how they went about contacting applicants (whether a phone call means youre in, whether we all get email notification etc), so hopefully, given they’ve had an extra week, we’ll all be notified by email by Friday, accepted or denied.</p>

<p>Heh, well. It’s good to act young sometimes, I probably don’t have much time left to enjoy college-like environments.</p>

<p>The program feels geared towards younger folks at times. Although the fine print says “within 2 years of graduation” and “graduate school”, occasionally the phone service refers to it as the “college internship program”.</p>

<p>Because my permanent employment goals involve government jobs, I don’t expect to be eligible for the White House Fellowship program. This White House Internship program may be the last clear chance I have to get some experience there. I say “may be”, of course, because there are plenty of partisan ways to get into the White House, but I can’t predict that kind of thing.</p>

<p>So you currently work in an office? Did you find a way to work the internship into your plans without having to quit work, or was it a temporary job?</p>

<p>seems to me that if they’re going to announce it on Friday, one day. And that they have to get through 4000 apps. Best bet: the “nos” will probably be email. “yes” might be email too because they have this affinity for contacting only between hours of about 3:30 and 6:30pm. hm…</p>

<p>that’s my guess</p>

<p>I heard they would notify people by hologram or through telepathic messages. </p>

<p>I AM THE WHITE HOUSE INTERN PROSPECT FREAKOUT PRESS SECRETARY AND I AM GROWING INCREASINGLY ANNOYING, AND I…WELL YOU KNOW THE REST.</p>

<p>Well, not yet. I work in a law firm in DC and my “team” is very supportive and my bosses have a bit of pull so I think I’ll be ok. I haven’t alerted HR yet because there is no need but I think it will be a leave without pay arrangement.</p>

<p>nupenupeyooo</p>

<p>as President, do I have to reiterate the No Drug Policy? haha</p>

<p>I wish they would just hack into this site. Find out who we are and grant mercy on all of us and let us in. It would make for an interesting meet up on the first day!</p>

<p>Mr. President. I have never had any relations with a controlled substance.</p>

<p>again I will state my weird day dream I have (if I got in):</p>

<p>I walk up to someone and the first question is “so were you on that epic-beyond-all-measures CC thread? I’m AwesomeOpossum!”</p>

<p>and then I proceed to call them by their username for the next 3 months.</p>