White House Internship

<p>nupenpeyoo</p>

<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :)</p>

<p>I would headbutt Hannity like French Soccer player Zinedine Zidane did to Materazzi of Italy! haha</p>

<p>here is a video to remember:</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Zidane headbutt](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc)</p>

<p>Hannity is a freaking nut haha. I’d love to go on his show and shut him down. Hey George, I wouldn’t mind being a senior advisor to the President haha. They practically talk to the Pres all day every day. Some say advisors have more influence than the actual department heads since they actually help the Pres create policy, whereas the department heads just implement and enforce the policy.</p>

<p>nupenpeyoo:
HAHAHAH! wow,that was interesting…
:slight_smile:
Putin:
mhmm,you’re def. right.However,its going to be weird seeing peoples’ faces on Facebook…and…actual names?
I don’t know if I can handle that…haha</p>

<p>Thanks…but tell me that isn’t how Bill O’Reily and Hannity act. It is so obvious. They are a disgrace to journalism. They are obviously pushing agendas. It is scary that a television station would go to such great length to shape public opinion. How long has media been that way? Are they doing the same thing with Mexicans with the “whole boarder control, don’t vacation in Cancun thing?”, or "watch out for dangerous suspicious looking black man on the loose from such and such robbing, prison break, shooting? Where does it end? Does the fact that we are just noticing it now mean that it’s so obvious it’s going on. Or has it been happening for years???</p>

<p>MEDIA IS SCARY. NO WONDER THEY CALL IT A TELEVISION “PROGRAM”…</p>

<p>I AM THE WHITE HOUSE PROSPECT INTERN FREAK OUT PRESS SECRETARY AND I SEMI APPROVE THIS SLIGHTLY CONSPIRATORIAL RHETORIC.</p>

<p>Peoples’ identities SHALL be revealed. haha. This thread is hotter than facebook! That would be nice if all the posters made it to DC.</p>

<p>Kaysera and ucralum</p>

<p>position update, haha:</p>

<p>President–GeorgeDubyaPutin
VP—AwesomePossum
Sec. of State–Prospie
Chief of Staff–AJFXW
Press Secretary–nupenupeyoo
WH Comm. Director: KT710
Natl Security Advisor—Itinerant_Envoy
Chief of Urban Affairs—Dee22
Resident Head of WH Internship: KFCOMEDY
Senior Adviser to President (Me haha): ucralum
Secretary of Defense: KaySera</p>

<p>now, all that is left…we have to set up an extrajudicial hitman death squad, along the lines of what Dick Cheney had (Seymour Hersh is realeasing a book soon lol)…</p>

<p>sooo…i wonder how we will utilize that hitman death squad…go hunt down interns that made it, haha, presuming we end up not getting in, haha…exact our jealous revenge! lol jus kidden ofcourse!!! :)</p>

<p>nupeneypoo
you are soo right! this makes Pravda look good, lol.</p>

<p>ucralum, prospie: haha it is going to be funny when we start putting names to faces and seeing all of our respective backgrounds, etc. lol</p>

<p>names?! we have names!? also I’m really frustrated right now because the cable cord refuses to come out of my TV making it impossible to put back in the box to store.</p>

<p>alskhfalkshfioasdjlksajdaslkdj stupid cable wire</p>

<p>Putin:
I KNOW!
Being on this forum is kind of comforting,but once that FB group is up…I think the majority of us will be checking out everyones work/education info/activities.Sizing up the previous competition…even though we’re DONE with this whole thing(by Friday)</p>

<p>Mr. Pres, we don’t have a Sec. of Treasury or Attorney General. Those posts are crucial! Especially the former haha.</p>

<p>Yeah it would be funny if we met. I think the Administration should stop doing interviews and just read this thread. I think this is a more true indication to our commitment than anything.</p>

<p>AND WE COULD ALL BE ON HANNITY & COMBS. HE WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO PAINT THE ADMINISTRATION POORLY BY MANIPULATING ASPIRING LEADERS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION…BUT MY IDOL ROBERT GIBBS HANDED HIM HIS ARSE ONE DAY. SEE BELOW:</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Robert Gibbs takes on Sean Hannity](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgn6rjGbp0c]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgn6rjGbp0c)</p>

<p>nupenpeyoo</p>

<p>that is when I fell in love with robert gibbs !!! :slight_smile: lol</p>

<p>ucralum:</p>

<p>ooooooh ouch, you are soo right!!!
we might have to start taking double jobs if people dont come forward for those two positions lol:</p>

<p>Up For Sale: (not in a Blagoevich way lol)</p>

<p>SECRETARY OF TREASURY</p>

<p>ATTORNEY GENERAL</p>

<p>PUTIN:
I’ll buy a position if no one else wants it.Haha,Blago is my former governor…but I PROMISE I’m not corrupt in anyway.I can’t say the same for other Illinois politicians,though :/</p>

<p>who wants to be the White House Chef??? :)</p>

<p>Can I be both President and the guy that mows the lawn and does the yardwork? haha its gunna save us money/cutting back on expense lol! :)</p>

<p>as for mowing, haha, i have experience, any tractor, mower, you name it…5 acres and up! lol</p>

<p>prospie:</p>

<p>haha, ive been pretty broke lately! could use some undeclared&untaxed income! (do i sound like a republican lol)</p>

<p>Mr. Pres & Press Secretary, that was the same day I knew Gibbs was an ally for life haha. I enjoyed that clip. I wonder how I ended up watching that show. Must’ve stopped briefly and heard Hannity yapping or something lol. Fight fire with fire…when you need to.</p>

<p>Putin:
We may be able to reach some agreement.Are you currently serving on any non-profit boards?My sister needs a job…</p>

<p>Haha,yardwork??You’ll probably have to do a background check for that…and give daily urine samples.
Crap,I think I’d do almost anything to work at the White House.</p>

<p>Ahhh! I had an interview at 1pm and missed all the chatter… and my position as Sec. of Defense nearly becoming something else I have to vie for. hahaha I’m glad I’m still Sec. of Defense, though.</p>

<p>Putin: I’ve held a handgun, a rifle and… a pellet gun. haha Although I’ve never fired the first two and unless I find myself falling into a career with the CIA or FBI, I probably won’t in the near future. :p</p>

<p>With the current stress we are going through it is probably a good thing if you’ve never held a gun</p>

<p>All,</p>

<p>I have found another discussion board with anxious people just like us! Thought you guys would want to see what other info is out there:</p>

<p>[Anyone</a> apply for Summer '09 White House Internship?](<a href=“http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68992]Anyone”>http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68992)</p>

<p>Feel free to thank me in-person for this precious gem when I see you this summer! :)</p>