<p>College is about to be over (Thank the ****ing LORD), and I want to know who here thinks they had the worst roommate.</p>
<p>Mine wasn't super horrible, I guess compared to some stories, but not great either. I will be glad when I have my own room next year.</p>
<p>Anyways, how was it this year? Did you have morning classes, and your roommate would keep you up? Sex while your sleeping? Playing there music while you were already playing yours? Lets hear how it was.</p>
<p>A friend of mine actually has one of the worst roommates ever.</p>
<p>So, in a substance free dorm, he's growing pot, and smoking it. Also alcohol at odd times at night. He also, doesn't tell my friend that he's gay, and has had sex with another guy in my friend's bed. Not only that, he's also a racist, using racial slurs while on the phone with his father, and with his friends. To top it all off, and my god I hope this was for a joke, when my friend left the room, he took his boxers, and posed in them, took a picture, and uploaded it to my friend's computer and set as wall paper.</p>
<p>Yeah... sadly, not exaggerating any of that.</p>
<p>one of my better friends hopefully wins this hands down.</p>
<p>his roomie freshman year (in a TINY double) never left the room. and by that, i mean he only left to go to the bathroom (he washed his only set of clothes in the shower). all food was ordered in. since he didnt go to class, he had a lot of time for his two hobbies: video games and sword making. yeah, he made swords, by hand. and it was loud (and smelly). he too was racist, which is ironic, because he was highly antisocial. didnt even talk to my friend for the first half of the semester. fortunately, he was committed to a mental institution over thanksgiving break and did not return to school.</p>
<p>im not sure if the kid was actually violent, but id be scared to death of anyone as strange as he was sharpening a sword four feet from where i was trying to sleep.</p>
<p>My roommate was okay first semester but now she's just a pain in the butt.</p>
<p>She hasn't used her headphones for at least two months--even if I'm already watching TV or something, and she turns up her music loud enough that she doesn't have to listen to whatever game (sport) I'm watching, which REALLY pi.sses me off when its baseball season!</p>
<p>She hasnt gone to be before 3 AM all year. Maybe once or twice, but that's it. First semester I was cool with that because she would turn out the lights and use her desk lamp while she was on the computer or reading or whatever. But now she leaves the lights on, types all night, and blares her music. And it's not even that she's typing a paper or anything for homework, she does that during the day. No, she's on Facebook and Myspace and music sites all night blogging and stuff. And I have a 9:00 class that I get up for at 8:00 and I can't sleep with the lights on, so I usually don't get to sleep until after 3. And she likes to watch TV early in the morning while listening to music and being blog sites--yeah, she watches infomercials until the wee hours of morning.</p>
<p>And...she thinks she's this hardcore punk rock emo kid. My friend's boyfriend calls her a Wannabe Punkemo. It's almost like she's trying too hard to be punkemo. </p>
<p>She goes to at least three concerts a week, usually in Minneapolis or Omaha (we're in Ames, IA). Which I'm pretty thankful for...because it means she doesn't get back until early in the morning, I can turn the lights out when I want, and she goes right to bed. But she b*tches about not having money every other day it seems, and yells at her parents on the phone because they won't give her money for concerts and CDs and all that. Wonder why......</p>
<p>She has lectured ME about drinking pop in the room. She gave up pop for New Years and said that I can't bring any pop into the room because it will "tempt" her. She tells me almost everyday about how bad it is for me and that it's unhealthy and I'll end up fat and with heart problems. And yet she gets wasted Thursday through Saturday nights and smokes marijuana and cigarettes. And I'm the unhealthy one. It doesn't seem to matter to her that I workout daily and have lost weight since being at school regardless of my pop intake, and honestly she has ballooned since I met her back in August. </p>
<p>Anyway, thankfully I'll be in a 4-bedroom apartment next year with really good friends and we each get our own room. 29 days...29 days...29 days...29 days....yes I actually have a countdown going.</p>
<p>I knew a kid who's roommate had a ton of child pornography on his computer. It doesn't really count though since my friend didn't know about this until the FBI came and arrested the roommate and he got to have the double to himself for the rest of the semester.</p>
<p>one time my roomate came back wasted drunk and me and my other roommate were minding our own business when he took a rubber dildo and shoved it up my other roommates as.s and then proceded to snort lines of cocaine until morning, at which point a monkey came along and removed the rubber dildo from my roomates butthole...he then came up to me and slapped me in the face and called me larry the dogboy....and then i fell asleep</p>