<p>My school has a little over 2,000 students, and we have a few police officers. I haven't had any problems with them. None of the officers are never at the school very long...guess that they get really sick of us after awhile. We have a lot of gang fights....freshman gangsters....</p>
<p>Oh, we have an open campus and there is a crossing guard that is employed by the school. He seems to think that he is a police officer because he patrols the student parking lot, and he drives around his car during lunch (we can go out for lunch) and patrols the neighborhoods and such. It cracks me up!</p>
<p>We have 2 security guards, and they must be nasty at crossword puzzles by now. </p>
<p>Biggest mistake knocking over a water bottle without a top filled with water, with the security guard standing behind me. I thought I was about to get exiled from the country.</p>
<p>Um if the cops don't let you go to your car, tell them to look up the word "private property."</p>
<p>There is no such thing as private property on a school campus. We have 2 cops and an entire security staff called Anfy Frain. The real cops conduct random drug searches with drug dogs a couple times a year, break up fights, bust kids for smoking, help with thefts, monitor gang activity etc.. The Andy Frain's monitor the doors, keep ID's when kids go to the bathroom and, I am convinced, sell drugs to the gang members. The gang bangers all hang out with the ANdy Frains. One of the Andy Frains told me she was going to send my "white ass" to the Dean if I was late to lunch one more time. I am on crutches for God sakes. It is a 3 story school with 3000 kids. Another Andy Frain is a complete pervert. We call him scary Larry. He makes sexual comments to girls all the time. He told me and a friend we should be in a bikini race. Evidently someone overheard because my friend and I were called to the deans office and asked about his inappropriate comments. He is kind of scary. It is kind of like a prison, I can't wait until June 1st.</p>
<p>What's the difference between a school, prison, and a mental hospital? In fact, what came first?</p>
<ul>
<li>They keep you inside(with three layers of fences) against your will.</li>
<li>You have to get permission to go to the bathroom(or anywhere else).</li>
<li>You are there to keep the tax payers happy. </li>
<li>You have armed guards. </li>
<li>You spend twelve years dreaming of the day you [might] get released.</li>
</ul>
<p>daviban, i didn't know you could be late to LUNCH...</p>
<p>The local cops here are a total joke. They pretty much just pull over highschoolers and minorities (area I live in is mainly white). One of the *******s gave me a speeding ticket, too bad I beat the ticket in court......</p>