<p>Ahem, anyway. I've completed (cough) my essays for the Rice application. Does anybody want to take a gander? They are merely rough drafts so please...be very brutal. Honesty (and any constructive or destructive criticism) is encouraged.</p>
<p>Eh, I'm an English major who needs more excuses to procrastinate. Send it over here, and I'll offer up some constructive criticism (which is well within the honor code, before anyone jumps on me).</p>