<p>just like this or that, except more violent =D</p>
<p>Pirahnas v. electric eels?</p>
<p>Electric eels. Electric moves are super effective against water types.</p>
<p>Lion vs. Tiger?</p>
<p>Tiger. Lions are used to hunting in packs and are generally less bamf</p>
<p>Pikachu v. exeggcute</p>
<p>Lion.
Nothing can beat Simba. Plus he likes to throw his opponents off ledges and into firery pits.</p>
<p>Spongebob vs. Patrick</p>
<p>Patrick
Remember when Spongebob had to get Patrick to beat HIMSELF up? Spongebob couldn’t do it.</p>
<p>Harry Potter vs. Twilight</p>
<p>Harry Potter, duh.</p>
<p>Which leads me to:
Snape vs. Mcgonagall?</p>
<p>McGonagall, since Snape was killed off D:</p>
<p>50 Cent vs. The Game</p>
<p>Tupac.'</p>
<p>Jersey13 v. MITHopeful16</p>
<p>@Cela
Definitely exeggcute since electric damaged is halved against grass-types!</p>
<p>^^Jersey13</p>
<p>Justin Bieber v. Jaden Smith</p>
<p>Justin Bieber hands down. His hair alone could paralyze and stun Jaden in an instant.</p>
<p>Robert Pattinson v. Taylor Lautner</p>
<p>Neither. They both succumb to failure.</p>
<p>Trumpetgrl vs. Wartsandall.</p>
<p>^^Taylor Lautner. Robert Pattinson is a pasty brit who doesn’t shower enough, as evidenced by his hair.
^wartsandall</p>
<p>Star Trek v. Star Wars</p>
<p>^Star Wars. Yoda > Spock</p>
<p>Your mom vs My Mom.</p>
<p>“Yoda > Spock” -> That is illogical</p>
<p>Yo mama is so fat, that I have to go with her</p>
<p>Crouch or Mertesacker?</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Jersey vs Me isn’t even a competition. Jersey wins by default.</p></li>
<li><p>Crouch.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Joseph Simmons or Russell Simmons?</p>
<p>/thread lol</p>
<p>trying again:</p>
<p>John S. Mosby or Francis Marion? (Look them up if you haven’t studied them. It would be an epic battle, that much is certain.)</p>
<p>this is tough… it would be EPIC. Marion.</p>
<p>^^ Russell.</p>
<p>Microsoft and Apple vs Google</p>
<p>
MIT I’m impressed by your humility</p>
<p>Google. Google is God.</p>
<p>Saddam Hussein v. Osama Bin Laden?</p>