<p>Beethoven. Mozart died at 30 something whereas Beethoven lived to be a deaf old crone.</p>
<p>Sid Vicious v. Joey Ramone</p>
<p>Joey Ramone</p>
<p>Chuck Norris vs. God</p>
<p>Chuck Norris. God is losing his touch. [God</a> Hinting At Retirement | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-hinting-at-retirement,17747/]God”>God Hinting At Retirement)</p>
<p>Me vs Me?</p>
<p>Me? (can use the question mark to bash the Me’s brains out.)</p>
<p>Stonewall Jackson vs Robert E. Lee</p>
<p>Probably Stonewall Jackson</p>
<p>Sarah Palin v. Hilary Clinton</p>
<p>Sarah Palin. those hockey moms are tough.</p>
<p>Cookie Monster v. Count Countula</p>
<p>Count Countula, he will -bleep- Cookie Monster</p>
<p>Kim Jong Il vs Hu Jintao?</p>
<p>Kim Jong Il </p>
<p>cap’n crunch vs. lucky the leprechaun</p>
<p>Cap’n Crunch.</p>
<p>Jessi Slaughter vs The Balloon Boy’s family</p>
<p>Tie</p>
<p>Hannah “The cavewoman” vs Leila “The anteater”</p>
<p>Silverturtle vs. Christiansoldier</p>
<p>Silverturtle… don’t **** with number back ups.</p>
<p>KFC vs. Popeyes?</p>
<p>KFC. The Colonel doesn’t need spinach.</p>
<p>Margaret Thatcher vs. Angela Merkel</p>
<p>Angela Merkel.</p>
<p>Stephen Hawking or Chris Burke?</p>
<p>Stephen Hawking</p>
<p>Chicken or the Road?</p>
<p>Silverturtle vs. Xiggi</p>
<p>^^ Chicken.</p>
<p>^ Silverturtle.</p>
<p>Terry Brooks vs. Frank Herbert.</p>
<p>I’ve only ever read Dune… so Frank Herbert.
In the same vein:</p>
<p>George R.R. Martin vs. Brandon Sanderson</p>
<p>Sanderson is a clear winner. Martin is ancient, he’d never be able to fight a man in his 30s.
This or that wise, I’m not sure. I’ve heard very good things about ASOIAF, even though I’ve never read it. I haven’t read anything by Sanderson except The Gathering Storm and I don’t know how much of that was his.</p>
<p>Kieth Moon vs. Ringo Starr</p>