<p>Aw, jemma, perk up, it’s almost…Monda-wow, nevermind, now I see what’s depressing.</p>
<p>I’m going to kill my little brother for being impossible to live with. How hard is it to hang a wet towel up when you’re done? And how hard is it to use the pair of headphones I GAVE YOU instead of stealing my brand new ones, then when I ask where they are, you claim you have no idea!?</p>
<p>…Incidentally, I’m getting a lock for my bedroom.</p>
<p>My Psych paper was very much BS’d in the last two hours. Though guaranteed I get a 93. That’s how psych works, haha. I love most of the readings though, really gets you thinking.</p>
<p>Lacey, I won’t throw things at you or insult your attempt at changing the topic away from Cornell talk.
But I might throw a snowball at you and everyone else once we’re in Ithaca.</p>
<p>My current television addictions: Bones/Fringe/Glee</p>
<p>My current hatred: Baseball for preventing me from viewing these programs this week.</p>
<p>Oh, TFN, here’s those tips my friend revised me on.
He practices them every weekend for the last year and a half and still has a great time with everyone.</p>
<p>1) The people you hang/go out with have to KNOW AND RESPECT that you don’t drink. Otherwise, none of it works. Remind them consistently if need be (or if new members go out with you).</p>
<p>2) At clubs, don’t be the awkward guy in the corner, nobody likes him. And don’t attempt to drink or get involved with those who are <em>only</em> drinking, because that’ll end up being awkward for you by not drinking. Dance! ((Though does anyone know how many clubs Ithaca actually has…? I don’t think many…but I’d love to go to some if they do.))</p>
<p>3) At house or frat parties, never trash talk that you’re good at or down on drinking games. Shying away from the topic of drinking just brings a weird vibe. You don’t have to be drunk to enjoy yourself! For instance, I play pong, but someone drinks for me. It’s not cheating, it’s just being apart of the party. Unless you run into really intense, go-by-the-book kind of guys who are always wasted out of their minds when they play drinking games, you won’t be hindering anyone by having some fun without consuming it.</p>
<p>4) Gold star for my man on this one, haha. Buy a fruit juice or some type of similar container from a vending machine. Drink half. Carry it around the night at a party. To most, it’ll look like you’ve got a mixed drink, which will avoid pressure and questioning from those who don’t know you or who might be drunk out of their mind XDD</p>
<p>5) Most importantly, just because you don’t drink doesn’t make you better than people who do (no matter what level of drinker they are, from social to heavy). Thinking like that gets you nowhere and is just not true! Fun can be had with any mix of people and any level of drinking, wherever you’re comfortable should be fine with your friends AS LONG as you’re still having fun. ;-)</p>
<p>And now that you guys all know my tips, keep 'um secret. keep 'um safe. And don’t try to shove beer in my face, hahahaha.</p>
<p>Just in case I provided the wrong impression for some, don’t think that I care if anyone drinks, I definitely don’t, and i love parties/being around people no matter what (unless there’s a drug-type scene, that I find very sketchmuffins, so leave me out of it.)</p>