Why Apples Suck

<p>. . . only to discover that many Macintosh programs don't have integrated support for a two-button mouse.</p>

<p>Shhh....</p>

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<p>Heh. Next thing you know, I'll drop the bomb on the Apple buy-cycle (or heck, with their current accesory proliferation rate, the Apple B-iCYCLE).</p>

<p>Lol, you buy the latest Gn only to discover that they came out with the G(n+1) while you were waiting for your credit card to authenticate the 2G+ you're shelling out for it.</p>