<p>because shes a woman.</p>
<p>old, but still funny</p>
<p>she drives tho</p>
<p>I can see how one drives deaf, but not blind. Driving is impossible without sight.</p>
<p>i thought she was dead.</p>
<p>She is (1 June 1968), but during her lifetime she was both blind and deaf and yet remained an author.</p>
<p>1960s. were cars in existance by then? i guess keller drove a buggy.</p>
<p>Yes, automobiles (by definition) have been around since the 1890s (although the ones made then absolutely stank). The things we call automobiles have been around since the 1920s.</p>
<p>Wow. People have taken the joke and completely killed it.</p>
<p>Why doesn't a woman need a watch?</p>
<p>The space between the constant nagging and annoying habits of males keep time for her.
Acutally, the real answer is that a clock exists on the oven and the microwave.</p>
<p>haha kman that's a great answer.
.... women really can't drive can they</p>
<p>How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?</p>
<p>I find it hilarious how all you brilliant people can't comprehend this joke! :p</p>
<p>the put a plunger in the toilet...</p>
<p>she couldn't find her birth certificate</p>
<p>Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?</p>
<p>You would too if your name was "uuughhh uuahhh"</p>
<p>I've also heard "Rearrange the furniture" as a response to Martha's joke.</p>
<p>Oh, yeah, me too.</p>
<p>and, "chili for dinner"</p>