Why do Americans and Canadians hate each other?

<p>Canada has French people living in it. Yuck!</p>

<p>As the above statements exhibit, Americans are stupid. That is why Canadians tastefully and politely dislike us.</p>

<p>As to why Americans dislike Canadians? We (and by 'we' I mean Americans, because personally I love the Canucks) dislike them because they're smart, educated, a whole lot skinnier than we are, peaceful and most importantly WELL LIKED around most of the world. </p>

<p>We also dislike them because again, we are stupid suckers with **** for healthcare, social policies and foreign relations. </p>

<p>French people? Beautiful, healthy, intelligent and cultured. They're laughing at us over there, believe me. I just got back from spending 9 months in France and all I want to do is go back.</p>

<p>canada rules!</p>

<p>Where is this idea that canadians are uniformly "smart and well educated" come from? huh? Not that I don't perceive them to be as smart as citizens from other western nations, but they're no smarter or more refined, as a whole, than americans.</p>

<p>canadians don't shower....</p>

<p>lilybbloom, I don't see how you can think Americans really, honestly dislike Canadians. No one I have ever talked to has seriously (i.e. outside of joking) disliked Canadians, even though those people bash them (playfully) all the time.</p>

<p>Bottom line is Canada is lucky to be neighboring America. They're privileged just to be on the same continent as us.</p>

<p>"French people? Beautiful, healthy, intelligent and cultured. They're laughing at us over there, believe me. I just got back from spending 9 months in France and all I want to do is go back."</p>

<p>Trust me: lots of us are laughing at them too.</p>

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I just got back from spending 9 months in France and all I want to do is go back.

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Please go back to France! Don't worry, we won't miss you even though you are so much smarter than the rest of us.</p>

<p>Oh, wait. I just thought of a more appropriate reason to dislike Canada -- they lack diversity.</p>

<p>"Oh, wait. I just thought of a more appropriate reason to dislike Canada -- they lack diversity."</p>

<p>OH man...is there a wronger statement than that! In fact I think Canada has more "diversity" in some aspects than America. Sure, America has far bigger immigrant population than Canada. However, all the different cultures are assimilated into the mainstream there (me thinks...) While in Canada each culture flourishes with its own distinct identity.</p>

<p>I don't know if you've heard this analogy before"</p>

<p>If the US is a melting pot of cultures, then Canada is a tossed salad...</p>

<p>"However, all the different cultures are assimilated into the mainstream there (me thinks...) "</p>

<p>hahaha</p>

<p>How is America assimilating its immigrants? Look at the rapidly growing Spanish-speaking minority.</p>

<p>Canadian</a> Diversity</p>

<p>Canada is pure awesome.</p>

<p>but they hate rock and roll.</p>

<p>After the last few years under this nightmarish administration, I can associate more with Canada (and the EU) than I can with America. My country has left <em>me</em>, not the other way around.</p>

<p>lol, matthew. Bush-bashing is, as they say in France, tres a la mode. </p>

<p>Americans and Canadians don't hate each other; they just have a rivalry.</p>

<p>::Bottom line is Canada is lucky to be neighboring America::</p>

<p>Right. I'm sure they feel super-secure with the US as a neighbor, especially after 9/11.</p>

<p>::they lack diversity.::</p>

<p>see? stupid, stupid americans</p>

<p>::Bush-bashing is, as they say in France, tres a la mode::</p>

<p>agreed, and rightfully so.</p>

<p>"pacifism and socialism"</p>

<p>ding ding ding teh winnar</p>

<p>"Right. I'm sure they feel super-secure with the US as a neighbor, especially after 9/11."</p>

<p>The fact that Canada, for all intents and purposes, has the full protection of the US military -- the strongest military in the world -- means yes, they're quite lucky.</p>

<p>"As the above statements exhibit, Americans are stupid. That is why Canadians tastefully and politely dislike us."</p>

<p>I couldnt agree more. Stupid people deserve stupid leaders.</p>

<p>LOL some of you are taking this waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously ... I always thought the problem was that Canada is one of the countries keeping us in America from taking over the entire North American continent (as you may've noticed, we're not too fond of Mexico either) and thus proving our superiority and dominance beyond a glimmer of doubt ... muahahahahahaha </p>

<p>That and the fact that no one up there can say "about" properly ... </p>

<p>:-p</p>

<p>haha, believe me, it's not like Canada is/could actually stop us.</p>