<p>I also got a 35 on English and I got an 8 for the stupid writing section!
The next time I used crappy “transition words” (first of all, second, finally, etc.), wrote a fifth grade-style five paragraph essay, gave a bunch of ******** personal examples and used the words “me” and “I” in pretty much every sentence, and made up statistics and my score improved!</p>
<p>My friend got an 11 when she wrote a semi-joke essay about how, if schools got rid of extracurriculars, nobody would socialize and so nobody would reproduce and the human race would die out. Sadly I’m not kidding, she really got an 11.</p>