Why Dr. Silverturtle's Guide is Supreme

<p>Anyone seen the episode in Friends, in which Joey uses the thesaurus on EVERY word of the adoption-letter?
Sigh.</p>

<p>Oh, from another post.
“Ringopuppers, forgive me. I did not mean to be such a recalcitrant iconoclast.”
“I will not condone vituperation of any kind. I was merely inquiring Berkeley CCers whether or not Berkeley itself was a veracious or fatuous “safety”. Please forgive me if you found me antecedent statements “vulgar” and “uncouth” to the Berkeley campus. It is indubitably a meritorious school if you ignore the impecunious hobos, poorly constructed edifices, squalid housing, deplorable anti-socials, conspicuous grade inflation, indifferent professors, spurious classmates, and overly filled courses with a perpetual waitlisting of students.”</p>